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david sexton

by Dave Zeah November 5, 2013
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blake sexton

cutest boy
way cuter than girls named Olivia
“Damn, thats Blake Sexton! He’s way cuter than his girlfriend, Olivia
by cutegirl1006 March 19, 2020
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sextonished

I was sextonished at how wet her pussy was
by sexington January 20, 2008
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Sexton

Sexton: A male predator that attaches himself to any woman (or even the rare case of man) and abuses them sexually.

He also keeps full counts and records of the proceedings that take place.

Sexton is also the Swedish word for Sixteen.
1. HHOoo maw goWd! i just hooked in with indie man at the smoking area! We are about to go back to his for the nite!! (This woman is about to be sextonised)

2. In this example you have no say because you just got rapped (soz)
by hott_babeee92 March 24, 2011
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Baron von Sexatron

A Baron von Sexatron is a remarkable man. Dating back to 1984, the Baron has lived his life full of adventure and is likened to that of Indiana Jones and Bear Grylls. The Baron, although solitary in many ways, also has a rather loving side and is empathic to many a situation. The Baron is loyal and kind and will do almost anything to make others happy. Everyone loves the Baron and he is quick witted in social situations and is guaranteed to be the popular man on the table. The Baron tends to frown upon some social norms and regards rap and sport to be on the same level as a cockroach. However the Baron will only tell this to his loyal subjects whom he can trust. A Baron von Sexatron likes nothing more than to sit back with a beer with a fantastic piece of scenery in front of him. He'll make out that he wants to do this by himself but actually this scenario is much preferred alongside the company if his mate. A Baron von Sexatron is also a beast in the sack.
I once knew a Baron von Sexatron. He was the one that got away. If only I hadn't been so in to yoga.
by Lady Fairy September 9, 2016
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Sextion

A textsion full of sexual innuendo and or dirty, nasty talk. A modern day form of phone sex that is discreet and able to take place in a public setting.
JJ: OMG! i had the best sextion at work today!
KJ: Really? XXX rated?
JJ: Yep! right at the conference table during our weekly meeting! It was great
by JenniferJ December 7, 2007
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Sexton

–noun
1. of or pertaining to a douche-like celebrity, local or international
2. a person who, by choice, acts in inappropriate times and inappropriate measures

Origin:
1275–1325; Middle English; sexteyn, sekesteyn, sexretary
Phillip was acting like a complete Sexton last night at the club when he told a fat girl to give Luke a hug.
by DannyBoy1228 December 17, 2009
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