Taco Seasoning

Male ejaculate that has flavored added by the ingestion of spicy foods like hot peppers, Sriracha, or curry.

Would you like to come over to my place and try some of my organic taco seasoning? I've got enough to keep you covered.

by mandirt June 27, 2014

Man seasoning

When you make a man eat spicy food so he’s cum tastes of curry

Taking Charlie to haggle for some man seasoning

by Charles65615 June 12, 2018

Bonnet seasoning

To add oil and growth serums to bonnet hair cover

Bonnet Seasoning-Soaking hair bonnet In hair growing oil to have your bonnet seasoned

by It’s a thing February 14, 2023

White people seasoning

Salt. It's literally just fucking salt.

Bro don't go over to Eric's house for dinner. He uses "white people seasoning"

by Ttess1 September 9, 2023

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by bluetextman July 29, 2021

Seasoning

Shit white folk cant eat but claim they can because they were feeling sassy after eating a lightly salted lays chip a week ago

Some white kid: oh boy time for seasoning!
Mom: oh dont put to much season on there billy!
Some white kid: theres never to much salt mom!

by Bihwhat June 23, 2018

Seasoning Your Meat

Putting seasoning (i.e. parsley, thyme, etc.) on your junk before a blow job so it tastes better for the other party

Seasoning your meat:

Hey man I seasoned my meat for jill last night

Like a steak?

Yeah, but not that kind

I bet she loved it

You kidding? She asked for seconds!

by Neon Ninja Kills You November 4, 2009