Fart Scratch

When your butt itches and you have a stored up fart, you violently squeeze the fart out in such a turbulent fashion that the itch was instantly eliminated, thus killing two birds with one stone.

It takes mastery to fart scratch in public without detection.

by tootmaster9001 December 15, 2019

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Belly Scratcher

Quite simply a giant douche bag. More often than not, a Lacrosse player and/or some form of Jock. A male who is either obsessed with his own stomach or wants everyone to see his stomach for some unknown reason. (it most certainly doesn't have a bad itch) This male is either looking for envy among other males, to signal other belly scratchers of being part of the club, or the possibility of female attention. Look for scratching sessions anywhere from 10-15 seconds to a full 4 minutes depending on location.

Side effects of talking to belly scratchers will cause a severe loss in brain cells. Avoid as much as possible.

Hey Dan, you have a good dinner out last night?

Nah brah, there were belly scratchers everywhere.

Oh balls dude.

by pedaltothemetal August 26, 2010

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Catbird Seat

When selling bonds via BWIC, the catbird seat is the best initial bidder who will receive the best color and last look.

I'd love to trade you the bonds now, but I have to give last look to the catbird seat

by Sandwich Portfolio October 10, 2019

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Truck Seat Syndrome

The crushed left seat bolster of the driver's side seat, caused by fat Americans sliding out of the seats of their trucks and SUVs like they're on a McDonald's play play pen slide, instead of just getting out of their vehicle like a civilized human being by climbing down.

"I would have bought that used 4Runner if it wasn't for the signs of truck seat syndrome"

by Uranic Tomcat March 2, 2020

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