poop selfie

When you take a selfie on the toilet while or after a poop

I just got a picture from tony on the toilet making a poop. He called it a poop selfie.

by Sicwithhate April 20, 2014

selfie stick

/ˈsɛlfi stɪk/ (noun)

• An elongated rod, usually made out of plastic or steel, with a camera on one end and a dense moron on the other.

• An aid for the disabled. Akin to the physically challenged using a walking stick, the mentally challenged use a selfie stick.

Girl: "Check out this totally adorbz piccie I took of me and my girlies with my new selfie stick!"
Boy: "I don't want to live on this planet any more."

by silverfruit January 4, 2015

Selfiecide

When a person dies while trying to take a selfie from a dangerous position or area.

This man committed selfiecide while trying to take a selfie hanging off the side of a high-rise building, and fell to his death.

by Mr.Dinoman October 19, 2015

selfie

Taking a picture of yourself like a idiot with swag

idiot 1: Let's take a SELFIE
idiot 2: DUCK FACE #YOLO!

by #SWAG #YOLO #IDIOT May 8, 2014

Selfie

The beginning of the end of intelligent civilization

Future sociologists use the selfie as an artifact for the end of times

by Future Sociologist November 27, 2013

selfie magic

This term applies to people who take multiples of pictures combined with angles, filters and settings to capture the right picture to hide all the imperfections that they see or think others will.

There is no written example of "selfie magic", you know who you are.

by @tristvn February 12, 2014

super selfie

A super selfie is the act of taking a photo of oneself during an extreme or "super" event or action taking place in the background. The part that makes this type of selfie super is the unusual circumstance in which this selfie was taken. There can be chaos, or even something hilarious in the background, while the individual in taking the selfie does a classic selfie pose.

Ex 1: taking a photo of selfie in front of an explosion Super Selfie

Ex 2: taking a selfie while sky diving. Super Selfie

by Lordofflies January 3, 2014