Skeeter

Short of mosquito, typically used by Southerners

"Ma, there's a skeeter on your back!"

by NinjaDefused May 25, 2015

glory seeker

Somebody who especially in football favours a team only because they are successful to become part of his glory. Not much liked by real football supporters who stand to their team even in bad times.

Guy 1: Hey haven´t you supported Chelsea last year?

Me: Yeah but now I like Man Utd, ´cause they play great and won Championsleague again.

Guy 2: Man, you´re a just a glory seeker!

Me: Jep, life´s too short to feel for losers.

by Chrisfm23 May 1, 2009

SEETEC

So you survived you advisor treating you like an ignorant skiver, lived through Gateway to Work - hey, you even gutted out being jammed in CETS for a large chunk of the year, but don't think that's the last thing New Deal have to throw at you like a brick. No, then they stick you in SEETEC for 13 weeks, where you are stuck doing all the same exercises you did on Gateway and at CETS once more for two out of the three hours you're supposed to be there, therefore meaning you can't actually apply for a job to get the hell out of there. They don't even increase your benefits for your duration this time.

Wait, I got through all the shit off my advisor, Gateway to Work AND six months at CETS, and you're sticking me in SEETEC where all that crap I already "learned" TWICE is regurgitated once more, despite being pointless and meaningless at this point?!?

by OD Smith September 26, 2005

Skeeter Leg

The kind of joint somebody rolls when they are too cheap and stingy to roll a "fatty". So thin, the rolling paper makes up the bulk of said joint and resembles a mosquitos (skeeter) leg when finished.

Terry could roll twenty Skeeter Legs from the same bag of pot anybody else could get 5 from.

by John Wesley February 9, 2008

Cousin Skeeter

a. An old show that used to be commonly found on the popular children's channel "Nickelodeon". Now... not so much.

b. that cousin that you always catch whacking off in his bedroom.

C'MON SKEET WE GOTTA GO TO THE RECORD STUDIO

oh john, you're just a skeeter

by tsb May 13, 2005

shetere

Shetere . A transliteration of shit into the Māori language…

"I talked to Bronson and he says Aaron is all shetere"

"She says she can't finish her deck because the contractor ran out of wood and not her money. She is full of shetere."

"They are all shetere."

"Vege Garden. More like Shetere Garden"

"That business you are promoting is a shetere ponzi scheme"

"Monique says you're all shetere."

by maoatech March 4, 2021

nom nom seekers

The snoot (nose) of a snek (snake) that searches for the nom noms (mice)

“Look at that sneks little nom nom seekers!”
“Oh! Those are some good nom nom seekers you got there little snek!”

by Papayakiwisneklover February 3, 2019