La Mancha Screwjob

When you give a Weezer fan a drunken blowjob while listening and crying to Pinkerton, wishing Weezer would return to their old sound

“Man,,, Mary gave me such a wild La Mancha Screwjob last night”

“Blue is better than Pinkerton dude”

by cuomonnoli October 27, 2017

screw the pooch

to fuck things up royally; originally used by U.S. naval aviators to mean "crash one's plane into the water"

by Anonymous June 5, 2003

screw around

1.having frivolous sex
2.playing, or wasting time
3.when someone is just kidding

1.Mary is a slut because all she does is screw around with every guy she knows.
2.We didnt do anything, I was screwing around with some friends at the park.
3.Don't get mad i was just screwing around with you.

by Dawn June 15, 2002

put the screws on you

Someone who trys by manipulation to control the action or thoughts of another person.

Geez, are you going to do everything she says? Don't you have your own life? She's really put the screws on you!

by KROISIN September 29, 2007

the screwicorn

When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn.

April really enjoyed receiving the screwicorn from Jess last night!

by womanizer April 12, 2004

screwpidity

The distinct lack of sexual knowledge or prowess.

Having spent his youth playing Dungeons and Dragons instead of doing chicks, Johnny now suffers from screwpidity.

by iantheman October 3, 2007

loose screw

crazy; silly; mad; lunatic; loony; insane

"She's a little loose screw for talking like that to us."

by Pawnstar December 18, 2012