Squadouche

nothing, in a bad way

A combination of squat+douche

"I've got squadouche." (my poker hand resulted in nothing)

"What are you doing?" "Squadouche"
(like on a Friday night when you are at home being lame because you have nothing better to do)

by kristy1076 January 30, 2009

skadouche

the preteen practice of using a vodka soaked tampon to achieve a wasted state. not-gender restrictive. Any orifice will do.

Instructions: Allow any super/heavy tampon to soak until fully saturated with vodka before inserting into internal cavities.

"In honor of my thirteenth birthday and because its a half day tomorrow, I am totally going to skadouche before mom drops me off at the mall"

"Omg, I am SO skadoused right now!!!"

by natako March 27, 2009

sandoucheski

Anyone from Sandusky, Ohio, who can instantly piss everyone off, because they are rude, annoying, arrogant or selfish. Simply mentioning their name, causes your day, to go to shit, from there out.

"Tom is the biggest sandoucheski out there, how do you NOT know that"?

by Pioneer 1 May 27, 2016

scrouched

crouched and scrunched

the football players are scrouched down.

by beishole July 18, 2019

skadouche

a douche bag that listens to ska music

Curtis Ryan is such a skadouche!

by FitzztiR April 3, 2009

Skadouche

When someone is such a big douche bag that simply calling them a douche just won't do.

Osama Bin Laden is such a skadouche.

by Bob Dole Jr. III May 25, 2011

squadouche

A term used to refer to huge douchebags. Usually used in reference to a guy that completely sucks to the point that he has surpassed doucheness. He will usually have gelled hair and a shirt unbuttoned three-five buttons.

So I was talking to this chick and this total squadouche came and interrupted. All he talked about was his new fuckin hair cut and taking yager bombs.

by ssi_bulldawg December 1, 2007