scratching narse

to scratch at your gentalia in public for a prolonged period of time, usually to impress a hot girl or smoking weed through a bong located in a black mans anus. both being equally pleasureful

"Look at Dan he can scratch narse like Denzel Washington."
"Homeless men will be scratching narse for money."

by Charlie Budd October 29, 2005

Itchy and Scratchy

Scratchy is a cat that has been teamed up with a psychotic mouse named Itchy. Itchy usually has quiet interesting ways of disposing of Scratchy. The exploits of this cat and mouse team are featured on The Simpsons.

Scratchy has been cut up by various implements, burned alive, had his internal organs ripped out of him on several occasions, had his eyes knocked out with a hammer, and so on.
Scratchy has only been able to defeat Itchy once.

by jesster79 March 3, 2004

Scratch Attack

When you get all itchy and you spend 20 minutes scratching yourself cause it feels so good.

Person 1 - I just had a massive scratch attack

Person 2 - I feel fat and sassy

Person 1 - Right...

by Z-bone December 1, 2009

scratch the tape

To change the (boring) music to something more appealing.

To reinvent oneself, ones life etc

Hey DJ, scratch the tape!!!

My life sucks, I need a change
You gotta scratch the tape man

by Praney Deb March 21, 2010

scratch tap that wiener

A phrase of encouragement or motivation, usually used when in pursuit of a person you would like to have sexual relations with

-Omg, that guy is so hot! Should I go talk to him?
-Girl, you go scratch tap that wiener!

by YungHDP January 30, 2014

snatch scratch

the act of scratching the snatch

I was about to bone this girl then she tried to sneak a snatch scratch when I wasn't looking. Needless to say, no boning occurred

by The_Rabid_Platypus February 2, 2008

bo-scatch

bo-scatch, or as in its full term, bovine scatulation, means bullshit.

Ray:'jean, put the gravy in the bin'
Jean:' shut up Ray, you chat bo-scatch'

by alex-girl January 4, 2009