molly schlumped

When a nigga gets knocked out or fucked up. Can also be used to describe an unimaginable ass fucking.

Example 1: Yo did you just see my nigga Jameson get molly schlumped by Gio?

Example 2: Man Brandon, I just molly schlumped that bitch pretty hard.

by Gum-Gum January 14, 2019

Schlump

A station on the hamburg metro. To be said in excitement amny times at an ever increasing rate. Like the music the play after a basket in basket ball

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by Will Moore January 20, 2004

Schlump

noun; human feces, shit, defecate, deuce, turd

Dude I so gotta take a schlump. It's peeking in and out like a scared turtle.

by IBOlskool December 4, 2009

Schlumpin Schlinger

Act of cumming into a slingshot and then slinging it into a woman's face.

Last night my girlfriend was out of control so I had to give her the Schlumpin Schlinger

by Snipedog22 May 30, 2015

Schlump

The slight upward pushing of the nipple. "Schlump" is started as the nipple is pushed and ended as the pushing of the nipple stops. Mostly used on males to cause embarrasement.

Hey Chris, guess what? SCHLUMP!

by Joe C.... November 26, 2006

schlumpf

a soft, but massive turd; a deuce that is holding back a pocket of gas. when the pile breaks free, it makes the sound "schlumpf" as it falls out of your anal and into the bowl.

I went to the men's room at lunch, but someone had left a huge schlumpf waiting in the bowl.

by mike gould April 24, 2006

schlumpty

The feeling of being hit by an avalanche of pillows, stuffed toys or similar furnishings

Adam, a fictional character, is working in a pillow factory. A box is upturned accidently on him and pillows slide over him, after he may say this experience felt rather "schlumpty"

by MisterLieber July 1, 2006