Schmuckgan

Person who drunkenly posts stupid stuff on Facebook after midnight despite the attempted intervention of his friends.

Schmuckgan is a daily source of comedy with his cogent Facebook posts in the wee hours of the morning.

by Ohyeahr March 23, 2019

The Schmucks

An amazing YouTube group consisting or 5 men 1 woman (do not refer to THAT video), all have something wrong with them tbf, they have a love hate relationship with eachother but are cool cool

Max ‘yo guys we should make a group called The Schmucks’
Emily ‘and have ducks called The SchDucks’
Matty ‘no’

by the rtl gangbang December 20, 2021

The Aaron Schocker

None in the pink, three in the stink.

Similar to "The Shocker" (two in the pink, one in the stink), except that Aaron Schock is rumored to be in the closet.

I heard an Illinois Congressman was caught in the shower giving some dude the Aaron Schocker!

by tommyboy15 January 20, 2014

schunk

to insert ones penis to the base

I put my cock in your old lady and it was like "schunk"

by Jayshaw December 18, 2007

Schmucker

When a girl is giving head to an uncircumcised cock and she gets a mouthful of schmeg from under the foreskin causing her to pucker up and cringe. But the trooper that she is, completes the job to one glorious nut.

I guess I should of cleaned my foreskin last night before Rachel sucked me off. She got schmuckered.

by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

schnucky

a term of endearment like darling

I am writing a valantine card to my schnucky

by sandra dillon October 8, 2007

Shush you schmuck

The act of Niko and Chunkz who will talk to people and say they are schmucks for waffling too much

Niko ‘how are you doing’
Man ‘fine th.…’
Chunkz ‘shush you schmuck’

by Callum A November 30, 2019