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schlumping

Schlumping is what happens when the structure of an object, or theoretically a person or animal, partially collapses, resulting in an awkward lean or tilt.

Schlumping was used to describe the state of Mr. Bix's borphin in the Dr. Suess book "did I ever tell you how luck you are".
Every morning at six Mr. Bix wakes up because he has a borphin to fix. His borphin is schlumping and he must unschlump it before the next night.
by bob_johnson September 20, 2024
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Schmuking

When your homies blumpkin technique is so good that you close your eyes and pretend it’s a girl.
I was schmuking last night because my bro was flirting with me a little to much- scheming
by Schmuking December 8, 2024
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Schtoiping

Schtoiping is the act of having someone with no prior medical training or experience remove the skin off your penis using kitchen utensils or teeth
“Dude I had Jessica try schtoiping me last night, best idea ever!”
by Droydtech Enterprises April 11, 2025
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SCHRUPPING

SCHRUPPING (verb)
When someone with the last name Schrupp (or any know-it-all by extension) yaps endlessly, overexplaining a simple question with unnecessarily long answers packed with big words, scientific facts, and “well actually…” energy.

Synonyms: overexplaining, word-vomiting, intellectual yapping
• “I just asked what time it was and he totally schrupped me with a 10-minute lecture on circadian rhythms.”
• “Stop schrupping—a yes or no would’ve worked.”
by Elizabeth1993 December 22, 2025
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Mr.scherping

an amazing man made out of pure steel his feet are ten feet long he is the scherping
hes so cool hes a Mr.scherping
by qswrgfasg November 27, 2019
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