schmutz haken

Dirty hooker.

"Just remember the broom with the funny name!"
"Schmutz Haken!"

by westernclassics October 1, 2009

schmutz

an oleaginous, sticky, greasy, often smelly, and otherwise noxious and unidentifiable substance.

Little Johnny wanked off and the schmutz went all over the bathroom mirror.

by ccmboy July 18, 2003

schutzenfest

A festival of guns and beer, celebrated in many parts of the world.
From the German for 'Shooting Festival'

Geez I got pissed az a maggot at the shitzenface an' I 'ant seen me wife since.

by Beer and Guns is Beut January 9, 2004

Schutz

The lowest rank in the Third Reich (1920s-1945).

Hans was a Schutz in the Reich's army.

by Nicolai February 15, 2004

Schmutzy

A name used for someone instead of their real name inferring their closeted yet overtly homosexual behavior.

Hey Check out Schmutzy over there. He said that even though he enjoys anal sex with men he insists it's only platonic with the soccer team.

by nerdfrog October 14, 2010

schmutzick

to be extremely selfish and looking out for your own needs; to steal from hotels; or, a term used to describe someone who does not recycle.

Schmutzick! Bring those Holiday Inn towels back to the hotel!

It was schmutzick that the man waited until 6:30, when his favorite ESPN programming ended, to come out and get into the car of people that had been waiting in his driveway since 6:21.

by The Bliddler December 9, 2009

Schutzgeist

a protective spirit or protective ghost, translated from German

"Don't those creepy walking sounds in your house at night scare you? I thnk you have a poltergeist!"

"No, it has been here a long time and I am sure it is my schutzgeist"

by HuecoDoc September 22, 2011