Schmank

Any irresponsible and/or devious action taken by a bank with the intention of fleecing its customers.

My bank schmanked me with multiple fees for things that weren't my fault.

by velocitycu April 12, 2010

Schwanked

To go completely gay (ramming, rimming, sucking, etc ) for a small amount of drugs or money.

Can you believe Jesse actually did that?

Yeah man, he really just got Schwanked!

by Pillowcase911 July 20, 2019

schmanks

a way of expressing gratitude

Friend: "i bought you a beer!"
You: "Schmanks!"

by Boondogler February 14, 2012

shpank it

another way of saying, fuck it

Who cares about the game, shpank it!

by Joe October 1, 2003

schpang

(Meti)1)Response to either a
terrific or terrible
performance.

2)A general expression of
confused excitement.

"Rolling Stones SCHPANG !!"

"YEAH ! SCHPANG!!!"

by Neil Dyck December 7, 2004

Schwankster

An alternative, and rarely-used word for a wankster.

Man, you are such a schwankster sometimes.

by Johnbob Jones April 20, 2009

Schpunking

Jacking off and cumming all over the place just for the raw entertainment of pissing others off.

The punk was schpunking all over the bus seats just to see our expressions.

I schpunked on my ex's backpack.

by massive erection3 September 25, 2010