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schmuecker

A man with an abnormally large and veiny penis, often cockasian descent.

Typical habits include: Gainz, Gamez, and Dustin’ the Doonies Down.
Hot woman: “Who’s that huge meat mountain playing gamez?”
Other hot woman: “ I don’t know, but look at his fat bulge! I would say he is a Schmuecker.”
Hot woman: “Do you think he will dust my doonies down?”
Schmuecker: “Yes.”
by The doonie duster June 2, 2021
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Schmuckette

A person that always takes your pens or pencils
Can you stop being a schmuckette and give me back my pencil?
by Oxen December 14, 2022
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schmusk

Schmusk - a South African apartheid loving schmuck with fascist leanings.
Based on his support of far-right German parties and what appeared to be a Nazi salute, I think that man is a real schmusk.
by JoeNoComprendo February 19, 2025
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Fuckel Schmuckel

Something you say when you want to say something funny but can't think of anything original.
"Holy Fuckel Schmuckel man..."
by nacnuD ronnoC July 23, 2022
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Carol Schmucker

Carol Schmucker

Pronoun; Precious perfect princess. Every mans dream. Every womans nightmare.. You will either be completely enchanted and powerless by her presence or left feeling lesserthan or incompetent. Unable to ever even compare to that witch is her. Love her? hate her ? Either way you will never forget her.. fan for life...
Anthony's so "Lucky",I wish i had a Carol Schmucker.

Carol Schmucker! If i never hear that again ill die a happy woman.
by Cancerous psycho November 21, 2025
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