schmucky

Yiddish slang relating to the penis.

You schmuck, you're a schmuck. You fucking schmucky schmuck.

by Schmucky The Cat August 26, 2003

Schmucked

As a verb: to schmuck someone; to shove someone by their face.

The guy was talking shit, I wanted to give him a chance, so I just schmucked him real quick. You know just to get it to pop off, without totally suckering this fool.

by NYGuido September 19, 2010

Schmucked

Used for personal gain by someone that has no interest in dating or being in a relationship with you.

"That dude got schmucked AGAIN by that chick!"

by Princs January 8, 2012

schmucket list

A list of all the stupid things you've done in your life.

On my schmucket list: Walking around New York City wearing only a burlap sack while practicing circular breathing by blowing into a bottle of water through a straw.

by Ae5Ea8 May 2, 2015

Schmucked

Someone who has been fucked so hard they have turned into a skeleton or even into dust.

The Mummy IV: Schmucked To Death

by Theschmucker March 19, 2017

schmunzeln

A german word for a smile that is a mix between giggeling and a broad smile.

Its a feeling of amusement about a particular situation that could be funny or ironic. Most likely one has a similar memory of the situation happening to one self.

Its not a smirk not a smile nor is it with negative intent . More like to wonder about the absurd. With a inner giggle.

like =}

Saw a cat almost glitching on wet surface and i had to schmunzeln because it almost happend to me yesterday too.

by The Other or One November 30, 2018

Schmulke

It's that thing when a midget gets exposed to too much radiation but instead of getting angry and green, they turn blue like a smurf and get really nice.

Pronounced: (Shh-mulk)

New York's hottest club is HULK. It's got everything, Endless tuna-flavored fruit by the foot, A man who stares at you through mirrors in a lab coat, Magnum PI's short shorts, and my favorite... A clown car full of Schmulkes!

by SuperSonicHymenBreaker January 20, 2021