Schlooped

To brain-fart.

I cant Remember man I’m schlooped

by Kydst December 30, 2018

Schmoogle

1) a word that means what ever you want it to mean designed by field hockey players in a cult so no one will understand what they are talking about.

-"Juan would you like to schmoogle with me after school?"

-"Why would you ever eat that disgusting schmoogle!"

-"Wow, my schmoogle really hurts me today..."

by schmoogler14 January 8, 2011

schmoobie

A person who is just a straight up doobie schmoobie. Just an idiot, doucheface.

Look at that schmoobie, he’s such a nerd.

by Doobie. March 6, 2018

Schmoolie

(1) Adjective. Someone who exhibits illegitimate behavior.

(2) Someone who makes questionable calls or screws people over.

That guy was being a real schmoolie, I can't believe he decided to skip out on the bill.

by jtd205 April 11, 2010

Schmoople

A word that is almost impossible for a native English speaker to say three times, especially if trying to sound serious, or in conversation, without at least smiling

schmoople, schmoople :D damn it

by bunger1598 August 31, 2011

Schmoobed

The state of being so absurdly high that you cannot think or move. Time stops and you no longer exist in this dimension alone. Your soul now partly exists in several other parallel universes and you feel absolutely numb. Nothing makes sense and yet everything makes sense. This usually occurs after 5 strong weed brownies, or several mushrooms, or acid tabs. Once you reach this state, your view of the universe is eternally altered. You realize that everything is infinite and a spectrum of love. This world becomes eternally beautiful and your fear ceases to exist.

I got schmoobed as fuck last night when i took 9 grams of shrooms after an hour of bong hits.

by Light a bong with a laser April 8, 2017

schloopeh

If your name can not have kinz on the end of it.
If you can't have kinz, you can have cake.

Laurenkinz sounds awkward, so she's Laurencake; therefore Lauren is a schloopeh name.

by Amykinz November 6, 2007