Schmootzin'

Rapidly engaged in squeezing one's butt cheeks, and such

Girl: " No schmootzin' "
Boy: " Okay... "

*Guy places hand firmly on girls ass cheek and squeezes very rapidly in the same place*

by Schmootzer December 17, 2010

schmoopzie

An endearing term of affection for somebody slightly unintelligent or somebody you feel sorry for. Also somebody always late because they're slow.

Girl: I'm going to be 6 hours late.. gotta comb my hair today.
Me: Awww ok schmoopzie.

by SmoogyDoogy May 20, 2016

Schmooie

A term of endearment for a child or loved one.

Grandma loves you schmooie.

by Natty1648 October 7, 2017

schmooglepopped

The action of making your girl wetter than wet.

Jack: Yo, I made my girl schmooglepopped yesterday.

Anthony: Damn, you got her that wet?!

by Chad&Brad September 13, 2018

Schmooey

A scumbag Clone Hero player who faked most of his full combos.

Did you see Schmooey fake the Supernovae FC(full combo)?

by ASUMDOOD345 January 13, 2022

cool schmool

Just to say something’s cool!

It’s also a Bratmobile song (Bratmobile is a riot grrrl/ feminist band)

Guy #1 “I don’t give a shit!”
Girl #2 “cool schmool! Well that’s good because I don’t give a fuck about what you think!”

by CrazyCh1ck August 4, 2023

schmooze

To get to know or suck up to someone for self benefit.

Lets schmooze with the professor so he'll offer us research projects.

by azmi April 17, 2003