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Schlong

1. 1960s: from Yiddish shlang, from Middle High German slange ‘snake’

2. A man's penis
Jesus, look at his schlong!
by And. July 19, 2018
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Schlong Servant

Is a term used to describe a dedicated individual, also at times called a servant, when it comes to all things that encompass the schlong.
I was absolutely obliterating Jenny when she had multiple orgasms and tapped out. Most girls would call it a night, but not my Schlong Servant Jenny. Jen grabbed ahold of my Esophagus Annihilater and got me to the promise land. That is some Dong dedication!
by Tee Cee Deez April 10, 2020
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Schling schlong

A schlong so large it requires a hammock to hold it up.
Did anyone bring my hammock for my schling schlong?
by Schlonganator January 13, 2018
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schlongzilla

Almighty ruler of the schlongbeast, one who wields it with a vengeance.
With the schlongbeast in hand, Schlongzilla came charging in to settle the score. The dirty goat bitches, serviced on a daily basis, stood no match as Schlongzilla unleashed the fury of the schlongbeast.
by Schlongzilla October 19, 2004
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schmogerty

bull crap, lies, untruth

a term referenced in the Todd in the Shadows review of Moves Like Jagger by Maroon 5
Action 52 rated number 1 NES classic? What a load of schmogerty!
by MrHorrible October 23, 2011
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schminga

A word often used in times of excitment or enthusiasm. Also used in times of accomplishment.
Ex1: OMG! Were going to Florida! Holly SCHMINGA!
Ex2: Woah! You got the point! SCHMINGA!
by SaraRose March 28, 2008
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Schlongitarian

A person who's diet consist of 100% penis...
All of Justin Hartman's friends are schlongitarians!
by Z-Mayo June 7, 2009
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