schniffter

Pronounced: sch-niff-ter
An object of any form

"Bloody hell Rodney, will you please stop poking me with your bloody schniffter!"

by James_1010 October 7, 2006

shmiff

being cool, amazing, or awesome. a person, place, or thing can be shmiff. can also be used as "shmiffy". originally started at the waked's house by really good looking marina & edison students.

tonight was shmiffy, can't wait for tomorrow night ;)

by lilstovsss16 March 13, 2011

Up Schiff’s Creek

When you hang your hat on a medieval technology because of your personal bias and watch the world change around you, you are up Schiff’s Creek

Peter couldn’t grasp the digital world and leveraged his wealth and reputation on the analog world he understood , he found himself Up Schiff’s Creek.

by FF2K February 10, 2021

Claudia Schiffer

Another way of describing the anus.

Tonight I fancy taking you up the Claudia Schiffer!

by Doctor N November 16, 2009

Schmuffin Top

Someone with severe muffin top hence the "sch" usually found in lame states like PA, CT, and Idaho.

Person 1: Hey did u see that that sexy broad?!
Person 2: No way she had a schmuffin top.

by Poland Spring April 27, 2008

schiffen

Schiffen is in German a synoynm for to piss

I‘m gonna go schiffen.

by SibbeDerKing September 11, 2020

schwiffet

advective - the act of being a jub. one who is a schwiffet is a schwiffeting jub. (measured on a schwiffometer, using the universal chuff law) (see jub, also see chuff)

"schwiffet my jubber you jubbing schwiffer"
or
"jub my schwiffer you schwiffering jubber"

by jub July 9, 2004