Definitions by jub

peurta plata splata 

When you are in a foreign country and get diarrhea

“Those fruits gave me the Peurta plata splata”

peurta plata splata by Jub August 22, 2019

Loobie Doobie

When you roll a joint, and cover it with sex jelly, and then light it and stick it up your ass and suck in with your sphincter. You inhale the smoke through your butthole getting a most desired high.

"Ohh yeah, its party time! Light me up a loobie doobie!"

Loobie Doobie by Jub March 4, 2005

mengghesh? 

the undisputed gypsy king a lisbonian street vender.

ah, it's MENGGHESH?
mengghesh asked me to buy his mum. i was scared.

mengghesh? by jub December 2, 2004

schwiffet 

advective - the act of being a jub. one who is a schwiffet is a schwiffeting jub. (measured on a schwiffometer, using the universal chuff law) (see jub, also see chuff)

"schwiffet my jubber you jubbing schwiffer"
or
"jub my schwiffer you schwiffering jubber"

schwiffet by jub July 9, 2004

jub 

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derives from the ancient greek nomadic jub tribe made famous throughout the world for their extraordinary jubiliciousnous

"jub me, jub you, jub every jubbing jubber. jub off."

jub by jub July 8, 2004

Japchiy 

A cross-breed between a Japanese whore and a Chinese whore

Man u forgot to pay ur Japchiy last nite

Japchiy by Jub February 18, 2004

Chuckles

he scares me.

chuckles fuckles the pig knuckles.

Chuckles by Jub July 20, 2003