Schmegma

Taint mold; a build up of used up skin cells that collect the dirty sex smell and froth like yeast compared textured looking gunk ( most of the time containing flour particles from dough balls while making pizza for a living) that builds up in the depths of the groin in nymphos who don't have time to shower between sessions

Dude, this schmegma is starting to smell and get sticky under my balls

by StuckMojo113 June 12, 2021

Schmegma

Not smegma. Distinctly NOT the thick, white, cheesy substance that accumulates under the foreskin. Not smegma at all but rather schmegma.

Hey dude I've been thinking a lot about schmegma. Smegma? Like under your foreskin? No... schmegma.

by schmegma originator December 17, 2021

Schmegma

Smegma is the thick, white, cheesy substance that collects under the foreskin of the penis…
Aka Matthew Edwards gobbles on schmegma after rage quitting the chise.

Hey Matt, you have some schmegma on your lip dude

by Booboothatdude January 26, 2022

schmegma lips

(n) the white shit that gathers in the corners of one's mouth after eating stank rotten pussy or sucking dry dirty dick

Wipe your mouth before you hit the bowl Todd, you have shmegma lips!

by todd murphy May 13, 2005

schmegma cheese

Fermented deposits of white chunkiness on or under the foreskin of a dirty European wang. These deposits can often resemble in smell that of blue cheese crumbles or Limburger.

She gets a lot of UTI’s because her boyfriend keeps pumping his dirty schmegma cheese infested wang in her day and night.

by Shamuslovespopsicles December 21, 2018

schmegma blaster

The act of removing dick cheese with one's finger and slinging it into one's eyes.

My girlfriends cooze gushed upon recieving my schmegma blaster.

by Bob February 13, 2004

schmegma picnic

Eating the sticky substance formed in the uncircumcised skin of the penis due to poor hygine.

I went down on him and had a schmegma picnic.

by jupiter6921 June 2, 2005