phi psy schmegma kai toothbrush

The underground fraternal act of slowly removing the penis from your pants, being careful not to disturb the unsuspecting victim (usually sleeping or dead from multiple keg stands) and rolling the tip and foreskin of your penis over the victims mouth allowing all of the schmegma buildup and residue to be dispersed in the victims oral cavity. The addition of some schmegma covered pubes to the concoction is also allowed.

After i phi psy schmegma kai toothbrushed that fat chick last night my dick might just be clean enough to eat off of without the taste of old ass cheese and sorority muff.

by dive team 13 September 6, 2010

Schmegma

The cheese located under the hood of a womans clitoris!

On the first lick a large hunk of schmegma stuck to the roof of my mouth!

by P8Riot4Evr June 25, 2015

Schmegma

The cheese located under the hood of a womans clitoris!

On the first lick a large hunk of schmegma stuck to the roof of my mouth!

by P8Riot4Evr June 25, 2015

Schmegma

The smell of sweaty, dirty cocktail and balls.

Oh man, after working out and getting sweaty my schmegma is really bad. I need to shower immediately.

by Lounging Scientist July 7, 2015

Schmegma

Sticky, foul-smelling white secretion around the base of a penis head made of pre-cum, urine, and penile lubricant. Usually forms due to infrequent or poor hygiene, typically on uncircumcised penises. Simply showering every 1-2 days will prevent buildup, or you can use the ol’ toilet paper method (you know what I mean) in a pinch.

When I see schmegma, I know I should’ve showered a long time ago.

by Bionodroid December 22, 2018

Schmegma

Smelly cheese like substance found under the foreskin of a penis.

Andrew Smart is a schmegma thief.

by AndrewnotsoSmart October 29, 2017

Schmegma surprise

Shmegma Surprise is not to be confused with a white, cheese like substance that accumulates from a lack of hygiene.
Schmegma surprise is a reference used to describe a conglomeration of compiled left overs in the fridge. Usually fried in the stove top to create a hash or casserole.
Pork Schmegma surprise:
Left over potatoes, cubed pork, onions, mushrooms, etc...fried in butter on the stove top then coated with left over gravy. Plated & topped with two fried over medium or over easy eggs.

We made Pork Schmegma surprise with the left overs from yesterday's roast.

by KAPM May 18, 2022