schvartzer

From Yiddish any black man. A black woman is a schvartze. This is not at all derogatory but the literal translation.

Barack Obama considers himself a schvartzer, but is really bi-racial.

by Lover of language December 28, 2011

Schmanta Claus

He is the Jewish Santa guy that eats too much Hallah bread, drank schnapps with the three wise men, gave a dreidle to baby Jesus, put up a xmas tree in the Holy Land, put a with a Star of David on top of the tree, and sings "Ho Ho Hora, Ho Ho Hora." So, he said it was OK to enjoy getting presents and that us kids shouldn't feel guilty enjoying all the fun.

"Yes Virginia, there really is a Schmanta Claus."

by GabbyFinkelsteinkringle September 17, 2006

schfartza

Yiddish - A black person, or someone that relates to the black urban culture (I.E. white rappers)

1)This place is filled with schfartzas
2)Quit acting like a schfartza

by superjew887 May 29, 2005

jason schwartzman

A very sexy dark-haired actor with a mole on his left cheek who starred in such incredible films as I Heart Huckabees, Shopgirl, and Marie Antoinette. Except he wasn't hot in Marie Antoinette.

"Damn I love that Jason Schwartzmann."
or
"Hell yeah I want in that Jason Schwartzman's trousers!"

by lemadhatter November 12, 2006

schart

when your fart and shit at the same time.

when you are with your friends and one of them farts,and said fart sounds so wet you look at them and ask"did you just schart yourself"

by big e 6996 March 3, 2010

Schmanting

when one feigns the ability to drink.

" Dude.. i bet that guy 50 bucks i could drink more than he could. I was pissing myself before he caught a buzz, he was totally Schmanting me"

by Corbious Valsciean November 20, 2009

schmasted

Combined from both "shit faced" and "wasted" into one word for enjoyment.

by Anonymous March 3, 2003