Schlongest

Like a schlong, but longer. Clearly superior over the better known terms 'schlong', 'schlort', and 'schledium', the Schlongest is the schlongest schlong around. Common people that have this size of pp are often named 'Vick', 'Alohi', 'Ozzy', or 'Bryson'.

"Hey look did you see Bryson that other day"

"Yeah man he had such a big schlongest it crushed the entire building'

by Schlong Man (tm) May 9, 2022

Schloopy Drop

When the beat hits so frucken hard, that you piss yer britches but you’re jammin’ out so hard that you don’t realize your pants are gooey until the morning.

Guy number one: Woah dude, this time is sick

The beat: BOOOOOOOM BOW WOW BOOM

Britches: gets pissed

You: bee bopping so hard

…the next day
You: Oh shit. I totally got a Schloopy Drop last night. My britches are so gooey right now.

by Big shins mcgee May 22, 2022

schlongy

God-like Uberuser. Second in command to some dork named bart. Voted "Uberite I'd most like to screw" in a top secret poll taken in 2004. Also spelled "Shlongy".

I love Shlongy. I also love Cheez-Its, Glen livet 18, Marlboro reds in the box, and sweet smelling vagina.

by Jacques Meoffe February 3, 2005

schlongy

Ubersite user that likes to suck schlong.

Schlongy likes to lick the big schlong.

by jeff holmes January 30, 2005

schloozer

A cross between a Schnauzer and a loser.

Have a nice day...schloozer!

by Ssssashaaaa February 7, 2008

Schlooped

To brain-fart.

I cant Remember man I’m schlooped

by Kydst December 30, 2018

Schloopy

The 8th dwarf except he's 6'4", half Asian/Swedish and always looks hungover.

Schloopy has a thing for asian girls.

by schloopy moopy October 7, 2009