schlongatude

A measurement of the male genitalia taking into account the largeness of ones balls in comparison to the length of ones manhood.

That's a HUGE drop of semen, given the relative schlongatude of the penis.

by Deevolution January 14, 2008

schlonging

Lounging around not doing much.

John: What you been doing today?
Joe: Oh just schlonging.

by jakes_son99 June 3, 2009

schloon

One who is an idiot; lack of brain cells.

synonyms: idiot, dumbass, garbagehead

Dude, Abbey and Sam are total schloons.

by aG-Sc/ May 6, 2005

Schloogamahoof

The last word uttered by explorer/lexicographer Fred Flooftdooft, upon encountering a rather large group of armed zangdoos.

Oh, SHLOOGAMAHOOF!

by Googles January 21, 2004

schloopenpoopin

An adjective describing a bad experience.

"That movie was schloopenpoopin."

by xx7enderxx March 12, 2007

Schloog

A large phallic penis that holds the power to banish the gay. Although scientist still debate to this day on whether a schloog is even a real, as there has been no confirmed sightings.

Gay Man: How can I get rid of my gay?
Priest: Do not worry my child, I shall banish away all your gay if you suck on my schloog.

by TheRealSchloogMaster January 11, 2019

Strava Schlonging

Using the GPS workout tracking in your Strava app to create huge dick and ball workouts on the map

I could of just gone for a run, but no, I decided to go Strava Schlonging. I may have pulled a muscle.

by WASOC master September 2, 2021