Schlode

A wide but long penis. Derived from a schlong and chode.

He couldn't take one step out of his house with out people laughing at his enormous schlode.

by Missilez_ October 24, 2015

Schlomped

When you get absolutely shit on, fucked, or destroyed in any context. Most usually in a game or sport

Damn dude, a 3 stock? This kid getting Schlomped on!

by Jake 🅱️Aul February 27, 2021

Schlodecka

Another word for homie or slime, used typically in a way to initiate banter or conversation.

Jonah: "What up Schlodecka"
Lukas: "Nothing much slime"

by JackOxi September 19, 2023

schlode

a mixture of the word 'schlong', meaning an extrodinarily long dick, and 'chode', meaning a cock thats fatter than it is long. Therefor, a schlode is an extrodinarily long penis that is also fatter than it is long, thereby it being veeeery fat too

Ya mum has a schlode

Rhys has a schlode coming out of his chin

Dyer has schlode fingers

by Robbo :) March 1, 2009

Schlonged

To deal one's opponent a crushing defeat. See also "shellacked."

Donald: Hillary got schlonged back in'08, believe me!

by I ain't telling!!! April 1, 2016

schlode

A combination of the words Schlong and Dode = Schlode.

1. Used to describe a penis which is too large to simply be referred to as either a Schlong or a Dode. It's so big that it is in a category of it's own, for it is a Schlode.

2. Used as an insult for someone who is so lame that they cannot be describe as simply either a Schlong or a Dode, but rather they must be refered to on a whole other level. They are, in fact, a Schlode.

3. Another way of refering to ones Schlong or Dode.

1. "I whipped out my Schlode on that bitches face, and she had to rest it on her shoulder!"

Sally: "Why Bill, I am thoroughly impressed with the size of your Schlode!"
Bill: "So am I, Sally, So am I."

2. "Hey fucknut, stop acting like such a Schlode!"

by The Hunter May 28, 2004

schlated

To be totally and completely dissed.

Dogg, that girl treated you like a chump!! You got schlated.

by Randy, Paul, Scott, Stu & Chanucey January 28, 2005