schlipping mah fronecks

The act of having a transsexual prostitute first stretch your scrotum, then insert both of your testes into your own anus using her/his penis, simultaneously vomiting into your open mouth while you strike him/her in the lower abdomen to induce involuntary defecation.

That tranny hooker was doing a great schlipping mah fronecks last night before I kicked her ass out of bed because her shit smelled like bad Taco Bell.

by Mysterious_Andy December 3, 2009

Schmeppie

Schmeppie is a god to us all. With his red mushroom hat and red sweater with his blue denim overalls. But when he put on his poncho from the general store he becomes “El Schmeppie”

“Captain Schmeppie’s coming for ya”

“El schmeppie”

by schmeppiemember69 April 18, 2021

Not the full can of Schweppes.

Lacking some schweppervescence! Not all there! A little on the slow side.

That person is really "Not the full can of Schweppes."

No intellectual conversation there!!!

by smurfette5 August 21, 2012

schleppyweg

when you want someone to get you a beer you call them a schleppyweg.

"go get me a beer you giant schleppyweg"

by schleppyweg master May 30, 2009

schleup

(shl-oop) Verb, to schleup is when you go to another man and move their moob up with your hand. originated as a game in northern illinois

oh that man has the biggest moobs ive ever seen watch me schleup them.

by navarro malaquias May 2, 2009

Schlepcrash

The art of failing miserably, after dominating without contest, losing any and all dominance once held over any competitors.

ESD schlepcrashed only 1 day after this years all star break, coming back down to earth where they rightly belong.

by abnerville August 30, 2013

Schlipple

A color near blue-ish purple

Im painting my house a nice shade os schlipple

by DJMikeyMike April 18, 2018