Quite possibly the biggest wang on the planet, so large that it makes virgins bleed when they see it. Rarely seen, it is worshipped by the Bukkake Tribe of southern Madagascar.
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A formal and overall polite way to greet a woman (or a group of woman by adding an 'n' to the end of Schlampe) in German. Literally means 'Good day my Lady.'
Ex.1
Jonny is walking to school. He sees a romantic interest talking to a group of her friends, and wants to gain her attention. As he walks past, he shouts, "Guten Tag meine Schlampen!"
Ex.2
Robert is looking to get a raise from his boss. Hoping to impress his superior, he greets his female boss by saying "Guten Tag meine Schlampe!"
Jonny is walking to school. He sees a romantic interest talking to a group of her friends, and wants to gain her attention. As he walks past, he shouts, "Guten Tag meine Schlampen!"
Ex.2
Robert is looking to get a raise from his boss. Hoping to impress his superior, he greets his female boss by saying "Guten Tag meine Schlampe!"
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Get the Schlumped mug.Schlampe is the German word for slut or bitch used as a description for female behavior. As you can read in the following two examples there can be slighty different meanings when using the noun Schlampe.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Hast du sie gefickt? (Did you fuck her?)
Guy2 : Ja mann! So eine Schlampe. (Yes dude! What a slut.)
Guy 1: Voll die Schlampe! (Yes, indeed she's a slut)
Example 2:
Guy 1: Hast du sie gefickt? (Did she fuckin' ride you until you exploded deep inside her)
Guy 2: Nein, leider nicht. (No, unfortunately not)
Guy 1: So eine Schlampe, alter. (What a bitch, dude)
Guy 2: Ja mann. (You're right)
Guy 1: Hast du sie gefickt? (Did you fuck her?)
Guy2 : Ja mann! So eine Schlampe. (Yes dude! What a slut.)
Guy 1: Voll die Schlampe! (Yes, indeed she's a slut)
Example 2:
Guy 1: Hast du sie gefickt? (Did she fuckin' ride you until you exploded deep inside her)
Guy 2: Nein, leider nicht. (No, unfortunately not)
Guy 1: So eine Schlampe, alter. (What a bitch, dude)
Guy 2: Ja mann. (You're right)
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