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The Schlagpole

Quite possibly the biggest wang on the planet, so large that it makes virgins bleed when they see it. Rarely seen, it is worshipped by the Bukkake Tribe of southern Madagascar.
"The fabled Schlagpole has produced more orgasms than Isaac Hayes."
by cpoc December 5, 2003
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Schlampe

pronounced shlampa, it means slut in German
German dude 1. Sie ist ein Schlampe?
German dude 2. Oh ja, Große Zeit
by Greasy Dicc April 5, 2018
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Guten Tag meine Schlampe

A formal and overall polite way to greet a woman (or a group of woman by adding an 'n' to the end of Schlampe) in German. Literally means 'Good day my Lady.'
Ex.1

Jonny is walking to school. He sees a romantic interest talking to a group of her friends, and wants to gain her attention. As he walks past, he shouts, "Guten Tag meine Schlampen!"

Ex.2

Robert is looking to get a raise from his boss. Hoping to impress his superior, he greets his female boss by saying "Guten Tag meine Schlampe!"
by PossumCuber November 19, 2010
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Schlapped

To feel heavy effects of nicotine use, such as sweating, lightheadedness, dizziness and euphoria.
"Man that stogie got me soooo schlapped!!!"
by Mr.Sassafras May 17, 2016
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Schlumped

When you are so miserable/high you’re just mentally tired.
"Bro my girl just dumped me" - Person A
"That sucks man you must be hella schlumped" - Person B
by Asshole.1234 May 25, 2018
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Schlampe

Schlampe is the German word for slut or bitch used as a description for female behavior. As you can read in the following two examples there can be slighty different meanings when using the noun Schlampe.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Hast du sie gefickt? (Did you fuck her?)
Guy2 : Ja mann! So eine Schlampe. (Yes dude! What a slut.)
Guy 1: Voll die Schlampe! (Yes, indeed she's a slut)

Example 2:
Guy 1: Hast du sie gefickt? (Did she fuckin' ride you until you exploded deep inside her)
Guy 2: Nein, leider nicht. (No, unfortunately not)
Guy 1: So eine Schlampe, alter. (What a bitch, dude)
Guy 2: Ja mann. (You're right)
by Slut Rights Activist February 4, 2020
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Schlammered

Significantly intoxicated to the point where words are slurred .
Sarah was so schlammered last night when I was talking to her on messenger I could barely understand what she was saying.
by Chelsea/Sarah December 14, 2008
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