Scheiser

Scheiser is a misspelling and mispronunciation of the german word scheiß or scheiße, which is commonly used improperly in American English. In standard German scheiße is used the same way Americans use fuck.

Scheisse (the English spelling) is also used as a prefix to describe something that is either unpleasant, disagreeable, or otherwise in some way considered to be bad or wrong.

Scheiße! Ich habe mich verlaufen!
Fuck! I'm lost!

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Scheiße! Ich bin in die Tur meine Finger zuknallten!
Fuck, I slammed my finger in the door!

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Ich finde Rauchen total Scheiss.
I think smoking is utterly dumb

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Scheiser, Ich vergesse, das ich muss Scheisse sagen!

Scheiser, I forgot I am supposed to say Scheisse!

by Corey s. July 23, 2008

Scheibeling

to Scheibel something. a verb. often used in work environments to describe behavior or events that are not of the norm. becoming more popular as face book grows and is probably illegal in most states. accept the dirty ones like Kentucky or Philadelphia , new Delaware or regular Carolina. probably of a sexual nature or with bad intentions or lack of well thought out results.

a man hitting on a women that is not intrested but still feels the need to make her creeped out can be said that he is Scheibeling

by taterofswc March 8, 2010

Scheissentagzunfixen

unclear or useless metadata that clearly needs revision: scheisse = shit, tags = metadata, fix = revise

Dude, his Flickr is all scheissentagzunfixen; I can't find squat in there!

by Dan4th March 6, 2008

scheizer-al-kumar patel al-hussein al-hadid al-hamood haboob jaitly

very bloody man, bloody bloody

bloody scheizer-al-kumar patel al-hussein al-hadid al-hamood haboob jaitly, this shital is crazy!

by skittlepatle November 8, 2022

clementine scheiss nig

A Clementine Scheiss Nig is a phrase one uses when blowing off steam after EXTREME frustration. Also a phrase one would use when being mildly racist towards the kids of Evanston

Fuck. I got scored on in Rocket League. Clementine scheiss nig!

by ntbbtck June 21, 2016

Vanellope von Scheisse

Vanellope von Scheisse is the deuteragonist of the Wreck-It Ralph franchise. She is a character from the arcade game Sugar Rush. Her signature kart is the Candy Kart. She is voiced by Sarah Silverman. Vanellope is a small and slender 9-year-old girl with fair skin, black ponytailed hair with candy on it, and hazel eyes. She wears a light teal-colored hoodie, brown pleated skirt, teal, white and purple socks, and black boots.

Vanellope von Scheisse is the deuteragonist of the Wreck-It Ralph franchise and a character from within the game Sugar Rush. She is voiced by Sarah Silverman, her theme is just a random assortment of sweets, and her signature kart is the Candy Kart. She is the best friend of Wreck-It Ralph.
Vanellope's name literally means "Vanellope from the city of Scheisse" Her first name is most likely a combination of the female name Penelope and a flavoring used for sweet foods, vanilla. Her last name contains the German preposition "von," which originally indicated place of origin, but was later also used to indicate royalty. "Scheisse" is the German word for "shit". "Vanellope" was likely inspired by another famous animated racer, Penelope Pitstop from Wacky Races.

by gamtiy April 5, 2022

scheissenfreude

1. the beautiful feelings of transformation that are expressed on the faces that get shat on in german scheisse porn.

2. the feelings of relief that most people who see the video get because shit's not their kink.

"I'm so happy I can feel the weight of of your turd curling around from my upper lip, over my wide-open eye and across my forehead! The aroma is giving me the most excrellent scheissenfreude I've ever felt!"

"young Thai lady-boys give me a boner but I feel great scheissenfreude that there are no diapers involved."

by mr. humann May 19, 2010