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An emotion caused by an overstimulation of generally negative, turbulent events which leads to wanting to crawl under bed covers and curl up for a little while.
An emotion caused by an overstimulation of generally negative, turbulent events which leads to wanting to crawl under bed covers and curl up for a little while.
After a week of bad news for John, I could see his demeanour change. He came into work looking schlumfy.
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When someone is so fucked up from a variety of drugs that they become immobile or it becomes extremely difficult to move.
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It can also be used as an adjective "schlumphy" to describe the feeling of being extremely tired or sleepy.
Can alternatively be spelled schlümph, using the German umlaut above the <u>.
Origin: A malapropism formed accidentally in a moment of extreme tiredness, by an American, combing the German word for sleep "schlafen" with the German word for a Smurf, "schlumpf".
It can also be used as an adjective "schlumphy" to describe the feeling of being extremely tired or sleepy.
Can alternatively be spelled schlümph, using the German umlaut above the <u>.
Origin: A malapropism formed accidentally in a moment of extreme tiredness, by an American, combing the German word for sleep "schlafen" with the German word for a Smurf, "schlumpf".
"I need to schlumph before the party."
"No, I can't go out; I'm way too schlümphy to drive."
"Sorry I missed your call; I was schlümphing."
"No, I can't go out; I'm way too schlümphy to drive."
"Sorry I missed your call; I was schlümphing."
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I got a $4 haircut from some guy outside the bodega & now I look schmumblarded.
What you say to a friend upon seeing a girl with huge boobs: “are those girls boobs literally schmumblarded or what”
Dude, after the 14th jägerbomb I was completely schmumblarded.
What you say to a friend upon seeing a girl with huge boobs: “are those girls boobs literally schmumblarded or what”
Dude, after the 14th jägerbomb I was completely schmumblarded.
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