schafernaker

When swearing at somebody behind their back,
Then when they turn around to look at you, pretending to do something else with your hands; such as scratching your face.

The very first person to do a schafernaker, was Thomas Schafernaker; BBC weatherman.

Whilst making rude gestures to the news reporter, camera flicks to him live, as soon as he realises he is on air, pulls an amazing schafernaker!!

I told Bob to stop messing around and do his work! When I turned round he Schafernaker'd me!!

by BigWill88 December 13, 2012

shaffing

A term used to describe someone that works from home excessively.

MalsR: Where's Dolan?
Chi: He's shaffing.

by 4rid May 7, 2008

Schaffering it

Another use of Google but useless information. Unreliable, false information, uncredited

Chris was going talking about how to install a car motor. Goes on and on about. Tom look over to Ryan and says "He's definitely schaffering it again"

by Tomahawkz August 23, 2021

Schaftenfreude

Pleasure derived by learning of another person getting shafted

From German, literally "Business Joy" (Schaft = business; Freud = joy).
An alternative to the more common Schadenfreude: pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune

"Manafort and Papadopoulos just got indicted. Ha ha, I'm getting some serious Schaftenfreude about the Ginger Gringo."

by Schafter November 2, 2017

The Dirty Schaefer

The act of shaving your pubes into a girls mouth as you cum, leaving a delicous and hard to get rid of treat in your partners mouth.

Dentist- "You seem to have some pubic hairs stuck in your teeth"
Sara-"Sorry, my boyfriend gave me The Dirty Schaefer last night"

by The Scheafsta January 20, 2011

schaafsma

a complete and utter faggot

Frank Schaafsma is a faggot

by chrisg6969 November 18, 2010

Schafer

Being ultra-safe, cool, rad, hip, off the chain. If it's cool but not safe, it's schafer.

Dixon: Anyone watching Concrete Circus? It's pretty schafer.
Liam: What the fuck is schafer?
Dixon: It's schweet but with auto-correct on.
Liam: Wow, that's schafer.

by L.L.Cool.J August 19, 2011