speech fart

An imposition of speech, it is the deliberate and selfish use of communication to communicate nothing.

A speech fart can be written or spoken. It contains no wisdom or wit, imparts no useful information, and is often rude or obnoxious. Speech farts are an imposition on others, serving only to satisfy the speaker's own selfish desire to have his or her words seen or heard by others.

Examples of common speech farts:

On an online forum: "IBTL"

In a comments list: "First!"

On Twitter: "Having eggs #breakfast"

In a Facebook status: "John Smith sup"

On the golf course: "It's in the hole!"

by CleffedUp October 14, 2009

screech porn

A term used to define heavy metal music in which the lead singer makes loud indeterminable screaming noises

Asking Alexandria makes quite a lot of screech porn

by The Otter Dictionary March 12, 2015

Falcon Screech

The sound the one makes when having falcon sex.

The falcon screeching from next door kept me up all night

by the falconer August 25, 2004

screeching pterodactyl

during sex, the male being on top, grabs the blankets and spreads them out behind his back like wings and flaps and screeches like a pterodactyl

dude i gave Alison the screeching pterodactyl last night.

how did that go

not so well she broke up with me today

by Guerrilla655 October 27, 2010

screeching weasel

great band , ben weasel is a genious for his awesome pop punk tunes \m/

supermarket fantasy , stupid over you , stupid girl , you blister my paint , planet of the apes i wanna be a homosexual , the girl next door

by liam January 19, 2005

speechless

Unable to speak due to nervousness or astonishment.

I'm completely speechless.

by The Human Being/Person December 25, 2016

Groot's Speech

I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot.

This is Groot's Speech

by Anonymous_hate_writer December 31, 2019