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The Scarecrow

This is when a guy is getting his dick sucked standing up and gets a finger up is ass he is cumming. This causing him to stand straight up like a stick is in his ass, with his arms out and a brainless look of uncertainty of whether or not it's ok to like what just happened.
Listen to this girl! Last night I stuck my finger up my man's ass, he stood up like The Scarecrow you see in every cornfield in Nebraska . The real funny part was he got all confused and embarrassed like he didn't like it. Girl, you know he did! He wasn't in Kansas anymore that's for sure!
by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016
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Pub Scarecrow

A person who whenever is in a pub keeps females away, therefore they are scaring the birds away like a scarecrow.
Whenever he's about the women stay away, he's like the pub scarecrow.
by Cannonball Taffy O'Jones March 30, 2010
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the scarecrow man

a drug dealer

someone who deals drugs.

someone who can deal drugs without being stolen form or fucked with.
the scarecrow man hits me up with some good shit.
by david the scarecorw man April 25, 2006
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Skinny the Scarecrow

A kick ass scarecrow who is slightly chubby and yet ironically named Skinny, he is powered by a mechanical heart placed where the heart should be on the human anatomy, he often wears jack ups, a flannel shirt and a straw hat he's favourite food is sandwich flavoured sandwiches and he always carries a hatchet with him, which he uses to mutilate people who call him fat.
Man 1: Yo SKINNY THE SCARECROW your'e fat

Man 2: Dude his coming over run!

Man 1: ARGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! HE'S MUTILATING ME WITH HIS HATCHET!!!!!!
by the awesome amigo June 29, 2010
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The Scarecrow

An underrated villain in the Batman franchise.
Born Jonathan Crane, he was born out of wedlock and raised by his overly-religious grandmother. As a kid, he was picked on by his lanky and bookish appearance, often called 'Scarecrow' and 'Ichabod Crane'.

After being bullied by Bo Griggs and rejected by Sherry Squires, a cheerleader, he made his trademark costume, sneaked up on them at the senior prom and startled Griggs by shooting his car, causing an accident that resulted in the paralysis of Griggs and the death of Squires.
He then became a doctor at Arkham Asylum, but only took the job to induce fear-experiments on the patients.

He eventually succumbed to madness, placed the costume back on and started using his Fear Gas and Fear Toxins to commit crimes.

His Fear Gas and Fear Toxin cause the host to see their worst fear. He also resorts to physical combat, called 'Violent Dancing', which is a combination of Crane-Style Kung-Fu and drunken boxing.

He used to be terrified of bats, but due to his long exposure to his own toxins, he only became afraid of Batman and is incapable of fearing anything else.

He can be usually seen with a straw hat, brown hood and with a brown shirt, brown pants and moccasins. He alm,ost always wields a scythe.
However, in Batman: Arkham Asylum, his hat was replaced with gas mask, and his scythe replaced with five fluorescent-orange needles strapped on his right hand, sort of like Freddy Kruger.
Arkham Guard: Doctor Crane! Don't do this!
The Scarecrow: There is no Crane...only Scarecrow! (Batman: Arkham Asylum)
by Anne Boleyn the Jokeress July 2, 2011
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Prostitute Scarecrow

A female ragamuffin whose hair resembles straw in both texture and appearance. The prostitute scarecrow will stand on the side of old country roads and try to entice young farmers with her lumpy hay-filled dungarees and poorly applied makeup.
"Old man Crawford was enticed by the prostitute scarecrows' hay-filled bags"
by PeachPie24 February 5, 2009
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Fucktarded Scarecrow

There are many definitions...O.O...here are some....

1.A scarecrow that has had the shit picked out of it from birds

2.A retard that puts on way to much make-up (also see:Paris Hilton)

3.A sex move that is much to vivid to describe in detail....
1. Fucktarded scarecrow (must say)

2.Yhoo get the point

3.This happened to me...It's horrible....if you figure out what it is, how to do it and do it to someone...Your going to hell ay bro.
by Fucktarded Scarecrow September 26, 2009
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