Scanning for Viruses

The useless computer action that takes a while and never finds any viruses, even when there are viruses.

Mike: Dude what's taking so long to load?
George: My computer's just scanning for viruses.

by nothinggorilla August 11, 2012

jack scan

A quick anti virus scan performed immediately after whacking off to free porn on the internet.

I've cleaned myself off. Now I'd like to check my email, but first I'd better perform a jack scan.

by Verbose Postman August 27, 2015

Urban Scanning

To scan through urban dictionary words of the day to find some worthwhile words to use.

Guy: Yo man, that vocab you're using is sick! Were you urban scanning?

by yibo October 28, 2008

Ghetto Scan

Using a camera phone to take a picture of another picture and uploading it to your computer.

I just ghetto scanned my ID so I could email it to your mom to prove I'm over 18.

by BSanner October 7, 2010

cat scan

"Looking for Pussy!"

::At the Club::
Yeah man I'm gonna run a Cat Scan.

by Danny Cruz September 23, 2005

Scan The Barcode

Scan the barcode is current Brighton and London slang for Check It Out. It comes from the link between check outs in supermarkets and the barcodes they use.

I'm gonna scan the barcode on that new Sean Williams album

by Jon Klaff August 31, 2004

Brain Scan

1) A move in which a bald head is rubbed against a woman's vagina.

2) A move in which a head is inserted into a woman's vagina.

I was going down on her and she seemed to like the stubble from my chin, so I decided it was time for a brain scan

by sethinsd August 26, 2008