Skip to main content

Sphere Shagger

Someone who bangs on about how the earth is round and not flat, normally employed by NASA to try hide the truth
NASA-“The earth is clearly round haven’t you seen the pictures
Flat Earther-“Shut the fuck up you SPHERE SHAGGER!”
by FlatEarther1994 May 27, 2018
mugGet the Sphere Shagger mug.

Saphire

The annoying ass greasy kid that speaks in a high voice whenever she asks you question.
(Also The kid who sat next to you on the bus with no warning.)
guy: “Hey! wanna go to the dance?”
other guy: “Nah…Saphire’s gonna be there.”
by Cuntsucker 2000 March 21, 2023
mugGet the Saphire mug.

on sphere

Like on point, but used for things that are not pointy/tipped.
Person: Oh, her boobs are on sphere!
by Elyn5 August 6, 2016
mugGet the on sphere mug.

Packing Spheres

Packing Spheres occurs when a child under 10 has a spherical equivalent eyeglass prescription in at least one eye stronger than + or - 2 Diopter OR When a person over 10 has a spherical equivalent eyeglass prescription in at least one eye stronger than + or - 6 Diopter.
Dude. My Granddaughter just got back with her new glasses from the optician. I'm glad she has good glasses now...that kid is really Packing Spheres!
by Rambler Man June 10, 2021
mugGet the Packing Spheres mug.

sharp as a sphere

Someone who is not too sharp, smart, clever, or anywhere near brainiac status.
Gill: Oh, I see you got your laces into your new shoes, Kev. Good Job!!
Kev: It was no problem, Gill. I remembered from last time.
Gill: You sure are as sharp as a sphere!
Kev: You bet I am! Now help me tie my new shoes.
by von groovy July 21, 2017
mugGet the sharp as a sphere mug.

Saphire

Saphire’s really pretty. She has a beautiful sense of style. She’s outgoing and will make you feel instantly accepted.

Family is really important to Saphire. She loves taking care of other people, and she takes time to listen. She also asks lots of questions.

Overall, she’s a really great human to be around. So if you date or hang out with Saphire, you’re pretty darn lucky.
Hi Saphire!
by picklesarecute May 4, 2021
mugGet the Saphire mug.

Britney Spheres

To possess a chest like that of Britney Spears' circa 2003
Shawn: Yo bro did you check out that girl? She had Britney Spheres!
Johanssen: Totally saw them
by da_thug44 November 19, 2007
mugGet the Britney Spheres mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email