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santa

A modern adaption of the German St. Nikolas, once said to give out presents to good boys and girls, now a cheap, easy advertising gimmick, see also crass commerse in the Duncan book of cyinicism
hello santa, here's a paycheck,
by Duncan January 14, 2004
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santa

Satan spelled wrong. The image of the jolly old fat man is actually a marketing image used by the coca-cola company in the '50s, and used to make the Satan worshiping capitalist ideal more friendly
Santa the god of capitalist economics is actually Satan.
by steve form accounting April 9, 2008
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santa

Some old fat bastard with a pissed off wife because he only comes once a year, and its down everybody elses chimney.
Did Santa cum down your chimney too?
by Splice87 January 4, 2004
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santa

Santa is coca cola propaganda and a rip-off from sinterklaas.
sinterklaas, santa, saint nicolas,wodan.
by Satan's mother December 7, 2006
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santa

woman sits underneath chimney with pussy facing upward, as man jumps down chimney like santa on Christmas with erect penis facing downward for penetration
Daddy, is Santa coming this christmas?

No honey but I Santa-Claused your mother last night
by durden27 September 27, 2008
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santa

my daddy
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Santa is a hottie!
by WEEKYWOO!!!!!q11!!!!! December 27, 2003
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Santa

A fat guy in red who comes to your house once a year and point at your mother, your sister, your daughter and say: Hoe Hoe Hoe, Merry Chrismas !
Thank you for your kindness Santa.
by TrisaDiamond March 25, 2016
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