Do you have any hand sanitizer?

(interjection) a remark requesting hand sanitizer, synonymous with "I just wiped my butt without washing my hands afterwards."

Guy 1: Do you have any hand sanitizer?

Guy 2: Come on, man, you just gave me a high five.

by RickBAideai April 2, 2011

Sui-sanital

To be driven to sui-sanity.

To be suicidal and insane at the same time.

“Yo pal. I’m feeling pretty sui-sanital cause I just failed my super easy test, BRUH!”

by Big Koon December 15, 2017

100% Hand Sanitizer

Waiting to be found at Area 51, the government has restricted much needed progress for Human development and advancement.

100% Hand Sanitizer is used on aliens to sterilize them so they can't make babies

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 29, 2021

hand sanitizer gun

a weapon of mass destruction. to make a hand sanitizer gun all you need is a small water pistol and a butt load of hand sanitizer

how to make: load water gun with hand sanitizer

Damn it someone shot me with a hand sanitizer gun

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

Sanitizing

The act of wiping your social media of all photographic evidence of a past relationship.

We broke up yesterday and I've already started sanitizing my Instagram. Once I sage my apartment, I'll officially be over it.

by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020

Sanitizer Stinger

When you use Sanitizer as lube your fucking dick stings because god is dead.
Its also really good for some CBT.

Yo last night Jamie told me to put sanitizer on my dick becuase it makes "great lube" turns out im fucking retarded and i fell for the sanitizer stinger

by Justtrash21 November 8, 2019

Sanitization

Act of thoroughly cleaning the anal area with bleach or other liquid

Girl, I had the nastiest poo last night. I had a hard core session of sanitization.

by TJandE July 15, 2020