Sal

A Sal is someone who is better then any other guy, he has the toughest attitude and the damn nicest hair. His smile is something only a real good girl deserves.

Sal is an angel on Earth, but he’s as charming as the Devil. One thing to know about a Sal is that he will always have your back, and he knows what is best for you. He is MOST LIKELY a Capricorn.

If you have a Sal give him all you can.
“Oh, he’s such a Sal

That dude over there is a Sal, look at his smile
by strawberry_baby October 13, 2019
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SALS

Suck At Life Syndrome. Typified by an apparent lack of judgement and tendency to do something stupid. Patient zero known to live in Minnetonka, MN.
That guys SALS is really acting up today, he can't figure out how to work the remote.
by MSPM May 25, 2010
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Sal

The dynamic asshole. He talks behind others back, spreads rumors and is an overall jerk.
Did you hear what he did? He's such a Sal!
by yiddidily February 09, 2019
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Sal

Abbreviation for "sucks at life". someone with very little prospects in life and a term used to describe someone who has been dealt a bad hand.

Also someone with a face who can make a lady vomit.
Here comes "sal" again. What a huge loser.
by salvatore vitale the fourth October 30, 2008
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Sal

The act of finishing hastily, usually less than 30 seconds. Normal used to describe premature ejaculation.
Example one:
Wow, that was fast.
Yeah, I finished in a sal.

Example two:
Hey I'll be back in a sal.
by The Dog Biter February 20, 2011
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SAL

"Suck(s) At Life." Used when a person changes your plans, and/or mood from good to bad, either intentionally or unintentionally. He/She SAL.

My boss walked in at 5:30 on Friday and handed me a project to finish that had been sitting on her desk all day. She definitely SAL.

You texted me to tell me that you can't make it to my going away party because your girlfriend/boyfriend has a headache. You SAL.



by grumpypantalones March 27, 2009
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Sal

coolest guy ever, best boyfriend ever, best person ever. everyone should be like him!
omg you’re dating Sal? you are so lucky…
Sal! I love you!
by ilovesal November 24, 2021
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