Post-Interaction Idealistic Rumination

The process of ruminating on what one should have done or said in an interaction that just transpired or transpired earlier. During PIIR the individual typically undergoes feelings of self-abuse, anger, and/or embarrassment.

"Dude, I could have earned way more brownie points with Paige had I just tried to be more flirty. Now she probably thinks I'm a wank or thinks I’m not interested in her. Wait. Shit, SHIT! I gotta snap out of this PIIR."
"You're not a wank. And what's PIIR?"
"Post-Interaction Idealistic Rumination."
"That's quite a mouthful."
"Indeed."

or:

"I just agreed to go to church every Sunday morning with my neighbor. What the shit was I thinking?! I should have told him I'm busy literally every Sunday morning! #Fuckmylife."

by Richard Flavor October 8, 2014

rumination

when hastily eaten food is regurgitated and reswallowed

"That pizza gave me such heartburn I nearly upchucked! Thank God for rumination or I could have decorated your dad's Oldsmobile!"

by Crazed Doc August 17, 2006

Co-ruminating

Co-ruminating has nothing to do with cows…but it can be bad for girls.

Is a way for adolescents (especially girls) to create new source of depression and anxiety fixating on their problems and excessively talking with another person about problems through Sms text, e-mails, chats, social networks, creating a "vicious cycle" that feeds on itself snowballing rapidly to depression.

Too much girl talk leads to Co-rumination.
So girls,you better shut your yap sometimes before starts.. that co-ruminating noise!

by mave_73 October 27, 2008

rumen

The first chamber of a ruminant's stomach in which bacteria break down food before it is returned to the mouth to be chewed as cud for nutrition.

Bubba: "Is Jolene got that PMS stuff...she been mighty cranky lately." Leroy: "Naw, her rumen upset."

by harry flashman July 30, 2003

ruminate

To marinate oneself in excessive amounts of rum.

When bar hopping in the Caribbean islands, one gets ruminated by the end of the evening.

by Clewless January 29, 2012

rubenating

to rub one's lame ass on pixie sticks

Ruben was enjoying the pleasures of rubenating

by bigcheez February 19, 2014

Ramena

A girl that probably has black curly hair and brown eyes. She usually is njce but can be really mean. Her nickname is probably ramen.

I met a Ramena today.

by therealre May 16, 2021