Rum

Nectar of the gods. Made from sugar. Makes you smarter, better at everything, makes others seem more attractive.

Rum is the most delicious alcohol known to the human population. It transcends race, ethnicity, sexuality, and intellect.

by Mango77 January 12, 2010

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a tasty beverage favored mostly by prirates

Pirate: "why is the rum always gone" ?

by lilyrose August 13, 2007

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A drinking apparatus to consume large amounts of rum in a short amount of time. Consists of several feet of tubing connected to a valve and another section of tubing a few inches long. The tube is inserted into the rum, preferably a 2 liter of rum & coke, which is placed above the drinker, either at the top of stairs or a loft. The valve is opened and gravity forces rum down the tube and into your throat. Guaranteed to mess you up.

Holy hell, we downed that half gallon of rum in like... 20 minutes. I don't even feel a thing though.
(10 minutes later)
Dude, i'm not feeling too good... that Rum Bong really messed me up. I can barely walk.

by Timmy W. April 26, 2008

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Rum ball

To teabag someone who is holding a shot of rum in his/her mouth.

Man, Wanda gave me a rum ball the other night and my balls burned so good.

by mystical baker December 16, 2010

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Rum Lung

While drinking a shot of hard liquor, it goes down your windpipe and into your lungs instead of to your stomach. Can also be referred to as Jeager lung, Vodka lung, ect. Rum lung just rhymes the best.

*Cough* *Cough* *Sputter*

What's wrong?

I got rum lung!

by Silence of the Clams January 16, 2011

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