rouse de guerre

(n.) Military term for pretending to be wounded enemy soldiers to get into a fortress. This usually will then lead to the soldiers taking up arms before the entrance closes and allowing hidden soldiers to storm ahead in while the entrance is held open

A: The emporer would never stand for this trickery!


B: Perfectly acceptable m'am. Called a rouse de guerre

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

Garrett Rouse

The cutest lil man ive ever seen. Like he’s gorgeous. Really cute when he walks past the bench.

person 1: oh my gosh girl shut up garrett rouse is about to walk past the bench!!!
person 2: OH MY GOSH YUMMY MAN

the fog is coming

by garrettrouselover111 July 18, 2023

Rascal Rousing

When an elected official tries to rape you from their wheelchair.

Madison was out Rascal Rousing again.

by Magpie May 24, 2022

No scorable ROUs

Person who is borderline but doesn't have red flags

She has a sus past bro, but no scorable ROUs if you want to chill.

by ShastaMastsa January 18, 2024

Rosie Rouse

Waking up super horny and ready to fuck someone's brains out but your alone. Usually followed up with some sort of sexual perversion that shames your soul for life.

Nigga- damn nigga I woke up with the rosie Rouse. Home girl wasn't home so I ended up fucking her stuffed animals with a hot dog in my ass. Other nigga- my nigga what the fuck! Take that shit somewhere else.

by joor79 August 09, 2018

Rou

one of the sweetest & fun people you'll ever meet irl or online . might be a little unhinged and can barely type properly but he's endearing in his own way . you always need a friend like rou around , and if you're lucky maybe like a lover

Z : have you seen rou , he's amazing

by euxphxric February 11, 2022

Rou

the greatest person in the multiverse, a literal ray of sunshine in your life and the most amazing friend you can ever have. also SO FUCKING GAY 🙄🙄

her : you know rou right?

him : oh that androgynous but also magnificent chad? ofc i know them, rou is the best!

by 999KADER October 10, 2021