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Rochelle

Rochelle is quite simply put the girl of everyone's dreams. She has everything: the looks, the wit, and, most importantly, the kind heart. Looking into her eyes has been known to place some men under hypnosis and her smile may temporarily cause weakness in the knees. Her excellent sense of humour makes her an absolute pleasure to be around and brings out the best of even what may have otherwise been an uncomfortable situation. No documented cases of bad times exist in the presence of Rochelle. Her calm and accepting nature can put almost anyone at ease. This most exciting lady never says no to an adventure and is always up for a challenge; however, she claims to be an excellent driver, but this is yet to be proven. Her kind and pure soul is recognised the world over as people of all corners of the globe recognise that this is a truly delightful person to be around. As the kindest and most caring person in any room, you will never feel alone while with Rochelle. Any guy who is lucky enough to call her his girlfriend is a very lucky man indeed and should forever be grateful of this very special opportunity.
Guy 1: Wow did you see that girl?

Guy 2: Yeah she's cool, but she's no Rochelle.
by LiefieG September 9, 2021
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Rochelle

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1. A graceful creature attributed to myths and legends from the sea: sometimes resembling a sea nymph. Alternate forms include a small green frog.

2. A stormy day

3. A wondrous girl. Intelligent, curious, creative and adventurous

Silly and romantic, can be found laughing on most occasions. Rochelles are fond of happy, wise and curious people.

Rochelles are known to hide under bed covers. Can be coaxed out with friendship or cinnamon.

Rochelles sometimes emit loud sounds in public places, usually resembling a laugh.

If properly taken care of, a Rochelle will reward you with laughter, music, and companionship. Rochelles make excellent partners in crime.

If you want to repel a Rochelle, mix equal parts vodka and liver, cook for 20 minutes. Rub mixture over your body, avoiding eye area. Let dry
"Ah, yes. I knew a Rochelle once. She was the most wondrous thing that ever happened to me. But I was a young man then. A young, foolish man..." -from the ancient stories of Urban
by UrbanKeeper February 7, 2010
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Rushell

A girl with a nice smile and amazing body. Her personality will make you want to be around her all the time. Her carefreeness is contagious.

She’s ambitious but sensitive. She’ll try not to hurt your feelings but she will keep it real with you.
That girl Rushell is the girl of your dreams.
by Tboogiewitdahoodie September 10, 2019
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Rochelle

Pretty,smart,funny,random. The girl who look clam and quiet, but really she is CRAZY as hell and very hyper. A awesome best friend and a awesome taste in music. She a girl who really really really love her boyfriend(who cant shut the f*** up about it). Rochelle is the girl who don't give a damn what she do. She is very nice just don't get her mad,other than that you will soo love her.
Boy: "She is so pretty,but she is crazy and very random."
Girl: "Well she has awesome taste in music she must be a Rochelle."
by rawryrawrrawr March 5, 2011
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Roswell

On July 2nd 1947, a UFO propelled at supersonic speed by electrogravity was struck down by lightning over a ranch near Roswell, New Mexico. The wreckage was scattered for 2 miles or so, hence why a lot of witnesses did not see the aliens.

The military employee who told the media was forced to take it back the next day and say it was a weather balloon. However the wreckage was not consistent with a weather balloon. In recent times, many of the witnesses have testified that what crashed at Roswell was not of this Earth.

There is also claims that technology discovered on the crashed UFO has been integrated into human society. Transistors, integrated circuit chips, lasers, accelerated particle beams, and kevlar were supposedly all present on the UFO, before humans took them to the lab and 're-invented' them. A lot of even more advanced technology has yet to see the light of day.

The Roswell incident also helped to fuel the conspiracy known as the Cold War.
Isn't it about time the US government told the truth about Roswell?
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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Rochelle Wiseman

Best singer of the British Girl band "The Saturdays".Hottest member of the band,with a perfect body and gorgeous face.Her style is very feminine,elegant and chic.She's the Queen and she knows it,but it doesn't stop her from being hilarious,bubbly and telling it how it is.Also her nails always look immaculate and her hair is always perfect.
Who's the best Saturday?
Rochelle Wiseman
by humanitas September 2, 2012
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Roshelle

Roshelle is a nice and shy. She can’t express her feelings when she sad or mad because if she’s mad at you she doesn’t want to hurt your feelings. She is really smart but really dumb at the same time. She always tries to take care for the people she likes/loves the most. To her you are on her good or bad side sometimes both! But just be careful because she might end you and your whole career.
OM- there’s Roshelle!!!
by Yuhhhhhhhhh:) June 21, 2021
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