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The Roommates

"The Roommates": The grandparents (or parents) of a male that constantly braggs about his sex life who moves back in with his Grandparents (or Parents) and they have more sex than he does. This generally occurs after the male moves out of his Grandparents (or parent) house, lives with his friends, and later returns to live with his grandparents (or parents). The parents or grandparents are then considered "The Roommates".
Preach: why do you look so tired Ears?

Ears: because i was up all night to the sound of "The Roommates"!
by The Preacher 478 February 3, 2010
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Phantom Roommate

Having a roommate or person that lives with you that you rarely see or hear from. Most common in colleges with students that live near campus but are required to live in dorms.
"Why is this half of your room empty?"

"Oh, I have a phantom roommate. that supposed to be his half"
by hitting the wall March 14, 2010
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Dirty Roommate

When a man is performing anal on a woman, and pulls his penis out and wipes it on his roommate's pillow.
"Yeah - my roomie drank the last beer the other night so when I nailed a chick on his bed and gave him the dirty roommate."
by Vanoc March 12, 2010
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Roommate

An individual, usually someone who couldn't find anyone else to live with, that takes up space, makes noise when you are trying to sleep, and walks in on you while you are masturbating. Luckily the roommate will typically not find it too strange if you just stay under the covers looking annoyed until he/she leaves.
*Door opens*
Roommate: Hi! I didn't know you were up.
Pants-less Me: Um... I'm not....
by Itchyiris February 3, 2010
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FUCKBALL ROOMATE

A fucking retard whom you have unknowingly invited to stay with you out of pity and/or the chance to get laid and/or because they own a full sized washer and dryer combo, and it turns out that instead of being empathetic and acknowleging that you have done them a favor for pulling their redneck ass out of the fucking gutter, they proceed to make your very existence on this planet a living fucking fuckball hell....see example.
You asscock fuckball shitfuck. When the hell are you going to do the fucking dishes you dirtied two months ago? You are the biggest FUCKBALL ROOMATE I have ever had, you slackjawed redneck donkey. Pack your fucking banjo and get the fuck out of my apartment you no-tooth retard chigger. Get the fuck out.
by Fighterjock January 11, 2007
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omg they were roommates

A vine of girl on the phone walking down the street "and they were roommates"
the guy saying "omg they were roomats"
the girl; "And they were roommates"
the guy sitting on the stairs by his door "omg they were roommates"
by ALLHAILJUNKOENOSHIMA June 2, 2023
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Roomatism

When walking into a room, one gets quite disoriented and dizzy
Cris walked into the room and suddenly developed "roomatism".
by ReginaRocketgirl April 13, 2010
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