ront

very stupid, so stupid that it's funny, stupid in a funny way
mostly used on chat

1) You're ront!
2) I'm rent? <= this sentence is ront
3) Those examples are ront.

by Vlaamie September 18, 2008

ghetto rooster

Gunfire and/or sirens that one is awakened by in the early morning hours. The urban counterpart to the more commonly known rural, avian variety.

Tom, you look tired. Ghetto rooster wake you up too early?

by B()()T$ January 8, 2009

Rooftop Snowman

An activity conceived by 2 Buhler High School students in which a snowman is crafted by the finest Chicago snow on top of a high-rise next to the Chicago river. When this snow does not form into a snowman, these 2 amazing individuals typically make Rooftop Snow Angels instead...

A boy named Brandon had a dream. That dream was to create a snowman. He didn't just want any ordinary snowman...he wanted a snowman that was on top of a 16-story apartment building. Therefore he came to Chicago to build a Rooftop Snowman.

by yoohoo42 May 8, 2012

rooster on da rooftop

Not an actual rooster on a rooftop;
A person who is so awesome;
Slang for friend;
Slang for self.

Synonyms: Home slice, home skillet, nigglet.

Sup home slice?

Rooster on da rooftop is watching TV.

What's up, rooster on da rooftop?

Just observing birds.

by Loxotic November 11, 2017

Rooftop Shits

When you have the runs and you’re pouring sweat like you’ve been working in 95 degrees on a roof just taking a dump with a big puddle of sweat at your feet.

“I ate Taco Bell today and ended up with the rooftop shits.”

by Zach17 September 8, 2023

Dude Rooster

Noun - A phrase that describes someone/something who is unbelievable cool. Used when other words fair to describe such an amazing person.

(Alternate spelling: Doode Rooster)

1. Andy Samberg is a Dude Rooster.

2. 'Wow, look at Frank. He thinks he's so cool. What a douchebag.'
'Yeah he is definitely NOT a Dude Rooster.'

by BagelBoyIII April 30, 2009

douche rooster

One who is a cocky douche bag.

That new salesman is a douche rooster.

by Uncle Redneck December 1, 2014