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Touch my robe

A line that was first written in 'A Christmas carol' that every class that studies it takes out of context. It is, then after, used after any slightly inappropriate comment is made.
Teacher: and then Macbeth said "come to me"
Student: (whispers to friend) touch my robe
by Ouiouibagette15 June 11, 2022
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russian robe

Where a man recieves a blowjob and lets the semen cover his penis and dry up. Later she gives him another blowjob and removes the outer shell.
Daniel: THIS chick ate my russian robe robe last night, it felt so good!
J-Ham: I wish i could produce man juice...
by ThePinkTaco June 27, 2006
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Blue robe day

Any day off that is planned in advance. These days can be used to run errands, visit friends with different work schedules than you or just lounging around the house in your robe.

These days are best utilized on Fridays and Monday's, however taking one on a Wednesday is a nice mid work week break.

All employers will discourage use of these days.
Mike: I have a lot to do this coming Monday. I think I will take a blue robe day
Scott: ummm....ok? Isn't that like calling in sick?
Mike: yes, but I plan on getting a lot done tomorrow.
by WSDC October 3, 2016
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Cult Robe

A Snuggie, a blanket with sleeves, or any generic version thereof.
John: So i got a snuggie for christmas
Bill: Ah well the klan will be happy that you finally completed your outfit with the addition of the cult robe.
by Roonmeister January 7, 2010
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hello kitty robe

that fucking hello kitty robe = definition of versatile... it cleans up throw up, wipes asses, is a bathrobe, and oh so much more.
to use someone or something for dirty work/ annoying jobs/ or just to use them for your own benefit
shes throwing up again after a teenage binge drinking episode yo break out the hello kitty robe so we dont gotta use a mop.

no more toilet paper- its alright ill use the hello kitty robe.

i hate him i wanna use him the like hello kitty robe.
by hellokittyrobe October 29, 2011
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Purple Robe of Sex

The purple robe of sex is an article of clothing worn by Benedict Cumberbatch in The Abominable Bride in the BBC adaptation of Sherlock Holmes. The robe is a piece of clothing that looks particularly good on him.
Sherlock is wearing the purple robe of sex again; millions of Cubmerbitches swoon.
by Mrs. Harrison Ford July 16, 2016
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Chinese Robe

An act of sex where one peels their own flesh, turns it into a royal coat. The partner then takes the skin and wears it while eating out/sucking off the other.
Maricor: I just did the Chinese Robe with my math daddy.
Danny: Lucky slut, I've been wanting to with someone for ages!
by AnthoneeDaSkrub November 29, 2016
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