dog robber

Military slang for aides of general officers.

Bill served as General B. Fuddle's dog robber while on post.

by Duckbutt September 16, 2005

thrift store robber

A person who enters a thrift store with full intent to shoplift any items that will fit in their pockets and purses. They may even steal a purse and put stuff in it.

A low form of shoplifter who will go into any store and steal the floor tiles if they're not tacked down well enough.

1. "Did you see that girl in Electronics? She was putting a surge protector in her purse! WTF? She'd be a thrift store robber, that one."

2. Stacy was kicked out of the thrift shop for stealing all the clothes instead of putting them away; what a thrift store robber.

by kero frangipani pants February 6, 2009

Grave Robber

A young woman or man who is attracted to or dates older men. Usually, twice their age or near death. The opposite of a cradle robber.

Example 1:
Me: Hey look at that guy! I wouldn't kick him out of bed!
You: That's because he wouldn't be physically able to get out of bed.... >.>
Example 2:
Me: I've got a date with this hot chick i met yesterday.
You: Another cougar?
Me: Yes, does that make me a grave robber?

by Thianica October 6, 2011

Bank Robber Position

Parking your vehicle so as to make a hasty escape; Parking right in front of a store's entrance to enable one an "In and out" experience and not waste alot of time walking to and from the store to your vehicle.

Dude's in the bank robber position. Yeah, he must be in a hurry.

by Ed Monkey December 6, 2007

Night Robber

A prostitute.

A night robber stopped me while I was driving last night. Told her I was broke so she left.

by bmw_ily September 4, 2017

Kentucky Gravey Robber

When you steal a bucket of gravey from KFC, then proceed to dip your bare ass in it. After this is accomplished, you then sit on a chick's face and rip a raunchy fart causing gravey bubbles.

Sam is a world famous Kentucky Gravey Robber, and is wanted in 30 states for his hanous crime.

by J Fucking Z October 28, 2006

sock robber

Someone from and undesirable area of Liverpool (Kirkby or Bootle)

See John there, he's a pyar sock robber im la

by Louskilou July 25, 2018