Ricardo

Name from a country called Portugal most used in the region of Lisbon, Ricardo is normally the funny kid , he might look dumb but Ricardos are smart, a disavantage is people normally forget Ricardo and hide stuff from them, Ricardo looks to pleasure his girlfriend all the time, THEY HAVE A ENOURMOUS DICK

Hi Ricardo
Yo
You good
Yh, you
Do you want to fuck

Yesssss *unzips pants*

by urmumismylover December 9, 2018

Ricardo milos

God

Ricardo milos is god

by BOBBYROOSSSO September 29, 2019

Filthy Ricardo

A bizarre act of sexual deviance in which one party, male or female, lays facedown on a foosball table and has a plastic replica Star Wars lightsaber toy inserted into their rectum. A pool ball of any color is then inserted into his or her mouth. Following these preparations, a previously prepared mixture consisting of one quart melted vanilla ice cream and one quart human feces is poured over the nape of the subjects neck. Finally, four assistants must rapidly rotate the rows of foosball players that the initial subject is lying on, causing great sexual excitement to the subject. Furthermore, all parties present must be wearing an authentic German standard-issue World War I helmet, complete with the decorative spike on top.
Not to be confused with the Clean Ricardo, in which the helmets are optional.

Bob: I got a Filthy Ricardo yesterday.
Rickard: God dammit why do you always tell me about this shit

by lezahhmedoug May 6, 2008

ricardo hernandez

The most beautiful human being you will ever meet. He has nice hair and, though he might not show it much, a nice smile. He has low confidence but knows he's pretty. Even if all the girls want him, he doesn't settle for anyone, all he wants to do is fuck. Even though he doesn't like relationships, he's an amazing boyfriend. He's a very friendly person, sometimes he may get treated like shit by his friends but he just ignores it because he's swag as shit. He has a couple close friends he enjoys consuming drugs with but likes to be friends with anyone. Ricardo is an amazing football player, all of his friends always doubt him but he'll one day show them how skillful he is. He also has a huge cock and is nowhere near being a bitch or female. His friend Andrew looks like Bob Saget. He loves his friends who's names are usually; Jose(Joey), Andrew, and Angel. He has a pretty hoe named Irasema. Hugo is cute af, another friend of Ricardo.

Person 1: Do you know Ricardo Hernandez?
Person 2: No, who is he?
Person 1: Wow, you should meet him, he's so cool.
Person 2: oh shit, I wanna meet Ricardo Hernandez.

by YungSack December 30, 2013

Rivaldo

Rivaldo is a cute love able guy everyone thinks he’s cute and everyone just calls him cute he’s one of the best boyfriends he’s nice cute funny sexy and hot Rivaldos are the cutest person you will ever meet

Rivaldos really cute

by Andrea Rodriguez October 21, 2019

Ricards lodge

Good academic records but pupils are shit and can't behave. All rude and racist. One girl said the n word 3 times the school did nothing and the girls that tried to fight her got excluded like what the hell.

Person 1. Yo do you go Ricards lodge
Person 2. Lol shit scl

by Sym12345 May 12, 2022

Rikardo

Ricardo with a K, not like all the others. A true chill, cool, handsome stud. Gets all the ladies with his seductive guitar-playing, sweet-talk, and striking features. A seducer, studmuffin, one of a kind gentleman.

Look at that Rikardo over there playing his guitar and getting blowjobs because of his seducing music.

That chill bro, Rikardo, is getting a dirty sanchez while playing his sexy ukulele songs.

by grunge1619 May 6, 2010