Kyle Rittenhouse

The future co-owner of CNN and Washington Post alongside Nick Sandmann.

Looks like Kyle Rittenhouse will try to help Nick Sandmann in taking care of CNN and Washington Post so one day they may reform and become what they have been claiming to be for their entire existence, news outlets.

by Idiot-Finder2 November 20, 2021

Kyle Rittenhouse Moment

When you do nothing wrong and people want you dead.

I was at school and I had a Kyle Rittenhouse moment.

by Driver Nephi November 22, 2021

Kyle Rittenhouse

A man who is famous across the United States for not murdering anyone.

Kyle Rittenhouse acquitted of all charges in Kenosha shootings

by your real nаme November 19, 2021

Kyle Rittenhouse

Inventor of the Kenosha Hat Trick.

"Your honor, this jury finds the defendant Kyle Rittenhouse 'absolutely based' on all counts."

by _retard November 16, 2021

The Rittenhouse Precedent

The dangerous precedent set by the acquittal of Kyle Rittenhouse on November 19th, 2021; that you have the right to self-defense by any means if your life is threatened by mentally ill pedophiles and rioters.

"The Rittenhouse precedent now gives deranged right-wingers the right to kill my wife's boyfriend if he chases one of them down in a riot"

by BlowtorchBassem November 20, 2021

Kyle Rittenhouse

1.) Anytime you blame the survivor of a very futile and hopeless situation. Like that one King of the Hill episode where Hank has to Flood Arlen's new mall area to save the dam.

2.) A term used by the progressive left to "Victim Blame" members of Conservative America.

Michelle: Oh god it was awful, I had to use my Glock to kill a convicted rapist who tried to have his way with me! Danielle: well regardless the circumstance since you killed someone you're a real Kyle Rittenhouse.

by stainless67 February 23, 2022

The Rittenhouse

When you go to a bar and get three shots, free of charge.

Bartender hooked me up with the Rittenhouse!

by 52punisher52 November 19, 2021