Ritalin

A controlled substance prescribed to kids dealing with ADD/ADHD and some people in Adulthood. Some may call it "synthetic speed".

I was up on a 72 hour ritalin binge, I ran out and kept seeing pieces of ritalin on the ground even though it was drywall.

by FDC88 February 24, 2015

ritual

1. A religious custom. (See customs.)

2. An action repeated on a schedule.

3. A repetitive action motivated by a compulsion.

1. Judaism requires adherents to wash their hands as a ritual.

2. Employees are scheduled to wash their hands before returning to work.

3. Psychological compulsion may cause ritual hand-washing.

by Downstrike May 26, 2004

electronic ritalin

electronic devices given to children - I-pods, cell phones, DVDs in cars, X-Box, Play Station, Nintendo, etc - to keep them quiet & busy - can range from a blessing to a curse

"Honey, did you bring the electronic ritalin? This is going to be a twelve hour drive"

"Yes the boys picked out a dozen DVDs and brought their I-Phone chargers"

"Now we can discuss every life issue in privacy and fall in love again"

"What do we do when the DVDs run out? Listen to their stories and fall in love with them again"

by Alpino August 5, 2012

we drink ritalin

Very popular Animutation flash video. Suprisingly, as opposed to most other Animutation videos, the lyrics are in English, but they're sung with a heavy Japanese accent, which makes them hard to understand. The subtitles say what the words sound like, which is often quite hillarious. The song is "The Hot Limit" by Dance Dance Revolution.

Animutation lyric:
Mama was burning a hole in my aunt
Please let me down now
Hold the ketchup
Eight tequilas to feel up my lice
A submarine burning in hell
Gathering the eyes

Real lyric:
The summer is burning a hole in my heart
Stripping me down to
Hot temptation
It's OK to give in, be beaten by lust
A summer wind, burning the air
A scandalous affair

by Teh Pope April 8, 2005

Ross Ritalin

A boy with accounts on myspace and bebo, from Scotland in the UK who is well known on both social networking sites for wearing exessive amounts of fake tan, more makeup than a girl, white nail extensions, and horrendously tiny outfits. Like a female stripper would. He prides himself on being cheap and tacky. And does ganguro makeup.
He's appearing on the bbc3 show ''Snog Marry Avoid" on April the 13th. He used to look really cool with his pale skin and peircings but now he just looks like shit. He's in numerous myspace perfection groups like VIP, PD and AS. Why? I don't know.

Omg Girlfriend don't go out wearing shorts like that! your hotpants are smaller than RossRitalins!

My tangerine looks simelar to Ross Ritalin

by IndieCindy13 March 19, 2009

Rittard

An entertaining person with erratic hand motions.

That politition is very animated, what a rittard.

by Moof January 7, 2019

Satanic Death Ritual

The Satanic Death Ritual that occurs to unnecessarily harm innocent girls and women.

"ughh my satanic death ritual is killing me this month!"
"ohh you got your period. oof sorry boo."

by henlo there June 24, 2020