retardedment

(Also pronounced retaddedment)

The highest level of being retarded. One you must work hard to accomplish and once you get there you can't get any better so you have no choice but to retire at that point you have reached retardedment. Then you must go to a retardedment home for the rest of your retadded life

Hey look at mark over there he is so lucky he has reached retardedment. It is something I look forward to someday

by Jwrules May 7, 2016

Morally Retarded

When one has backwards morals or has no conscience. One who is morally retarded will likely believe things that are completely immoral are justifiable.

Student: I think lying is good under all circumstances.
Teacher: You are morally retarded.

by The real El Guapo December 5, 2010

semi-retarded

Used to describe someone who is not fully retarded (as in someone who cannot successfully use the restroom without supervision), but is retarded enough to cause them to make extremely bad judgment calls. Usually a semi-retard is capable of regular activities but often decides to do something really, incredibly stupid that either injures them or makes them a spectacle.

O.J. is semi-retarded for thinking that "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" after his crime.

Bryson: (Mad because he got cut by a breaking bit when trying to drill through a concrete block)
You: What the hell Bob?! Are you semi-retarded?

by Alex T. B. April 9, 2008

retarded evil

Adjective: When instead of vanquishing their opponent when given the opportunity, the evil persona begins monologuing they life story, thus allowing the hero the time and knowledge to defeat them.

Maybe Ganon could finally defeat Link if he weren't so retarded evil.

by Megan-Alyse March 17, 2008

Retarded Boss

Very like boss. Brilliant, but in a stupid/retarded way.

*Guy falls over and takes out two people, but manages to not spill a drop of his beer.*

Person 1: Dude, did you fucking see that?!?

Person 2: Holy shit, that was retarded boss.

by Phlil February 27, 2010

retarded

A word used to describe someone who is profoundly stupid. A type of stupidity that is an insult to intelligence itself. Politically correct people would like you to be rude to someone in a less offensive way, perhaps by calling them dumb instead. This ignores the fact that dumb, idiot, and many other similar insults used today were all old-timey technical terms for retards. It also ignores the fact that any word used to describe someone of below average ability in any area is an insult to someone with average ability or higher in that area.

<<This party is retarded.

>>Dude! You can't say that anymore. You have to say the party is lame, or it's dumb, or something else!

>> Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit. You just insulted people who cannot walk and people who cannot talk.

by Solve'et Coagula November 11, 2015

retarded thick

So thick it’ll turn you retarded

Bruh I fell over in class today, Emma retarded thick

by Big boy can February 25, 2018