I actually don't hate you right now

Lance never hated Keith, but sometimes our feelings can get lost in translation when coming from our thoughts to verbal communication.

Lance: ''I actually don't hate you right now...''
Me (a love guru who can see the difference between a rivalry and sexual tension): ''Oh lance, sweetie, you never hated him''

by bitchassrubberneck June 29, 2018

right out straight

Very busy. This term is used frequently and vigorously by residents of Maine, as observed by comedian Bob Marley.

"I've been right out straight tryin' to get the driveway cleared since the blizzard hit."

by gruverja May 1, 2008

left right goodnight

To swing a combination of 3 punches, alternating from your left hand to your right, scoring a KO with the third.

John: Danny was being a cheeky cunt last night.
Mark: Oh yeah I heard, didn't you end up knocking him out?
John: Yeah, gave him the left right goodnight.
Mark: Solid cunt.

by BanterWagonn March 12, 2014

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by The Real Driller September 6, 2020

Doritos right-of-way

N. Occurs when two or more people reach into an open bag of Doritos at the same time. The person who has eaten the least Doritos has the right-of-way.

*two guys reach for Doritos*

Guy 1: Oh sorry dude go ahead.

Guy 2: Nah bro you got the Doritos right-of-way.

by Thesaucyfireball December 7, 2013

How mad are you right now?

A taunt used to shame and further infuriate an already disturbed individual. Often used in the gaming world but can be applied in many situations. A variation of "you mad bro?" The phrase is used to incense the victim into a state of unmitigated rage and/or anti-social behavior. Best served with a subdued or amiable tone. Can be repeated until victim reaches desired state of emotional turmoil.

*John loses at Madden due to a fumble at the goal line*
Chris: How mad are you right now?
John: Pretty mad. Lamar Jackson never fumbles!
Chris: But how mad are you right now?
John: *primal scream*

by zeropersonality March 12, 2020

right cunt

To be a 'Right Cunt' is to be an absolute Asshole or fucken Prick!
I guess the 'right' just adds emphasis. Can also use 'bloody', 'proper' or 'full' instead.

"He was being a 'right fucken cunt', so I stepped in and fucked him up."

by Diego August 25, 2003